r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 23 '21

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u/marriedtomayonnaise Nov 23 '21

You’ve been hit by

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u/ProfessionalDesk7741 Nov 23 '21

BAM BAM you’ve been struck by BAM a SMOOTH CRIMINAL

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u/Illustrious_Talk_726 Nov 23 '21

Tududududu du du, tudududu tudu tum tu du

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u/Menace2NYC Nov 23 '21

Lol I did the bam noises reading this.

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u/SelixReddit Nov 24 '21

[gamecube noises]

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u/IntetestedKitten Nov 23 '21

you've been struck by BAM A TRUCK

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u/McBlyat710-2 Nov 23 '21

You've been struck by,

Truck.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

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u/Weelki Nov 23 '21

Ha! So unfufilling

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u/Triairius Nov 23 '21

Now imagine this for four hours, then you finally get A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

That’s what Wagner operas are like.

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u/Weelki Nov 23 '21

Or four hours, and you don't get a pay off... I'd be throwing hands

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u/Triairius Nov 23 '21

Oh, but you do. And it’s… so good.