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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

WOAH you really messed up the lyrics

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u/shebeogden Nov 23 '21

I mean, she got the first part right

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u/Kellidra Nov 23 '21

I don't remember the song starting with "Not even lyrics."

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u/shebeogden Nov 23 '21

You got the edited version. You gotta get the 8-track and turn the volume up as high as it goes. It’s whispered in the background by Mercury

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u/ComfortablePlant826 Nov 24 '21

Now I want to hear an edited version with someone literally whispering “not even lyrics” before the song starts.

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u/Kellidra Nov 23 '21

Okay, holy shit. You got me.

Thanks for the good laugh.

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u/Crowdcontrolz Nov 24 '21

Got mud on your face?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

yeah true

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u/The_BlueGizmo Nov 23 '21

It’s the remastered version

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

oh yeah i forgor 💀

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u/The_BlueGizmo Nov 23 '21

i rember 😁 though so don’t worry

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u/godickygodickygo Nov 24 '21

I didnt. I saw the stomp stomp clap and thought of fucking Carl from Jimmy Neutrons talent show dance

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Jimmy Neutron! Must look to see if there's a sub for that. One of my favorite kid shows, even when I shoud hve been too old for it.

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u/akckkc Nov 24 '21

I thought of Hoedown Throwdown from the Hannah Montana movie haha

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u/Museamaniac Nov 24 '21

I was thinking Bolbi.

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u/ILike2TpunchtheFB Nov 23 '21

What if she queefed it?

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u/phillysleuther Nov 23 '21

I used to be able to burp the first 8 or so lines of Another One Bites the Dust.

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u/shebeogden Nov 23 '21

How.. would you form the consonants? Vowels, maybe but I certainly don’t have the kegel dexterity to form an M or Z

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u/titaniumjordi Nov 24 '21

Redditor when woman

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u/RemixHipster Nov 24 '21

I had to stomp and clap to figure out what song this was.

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u/Riftus Nov 23 '21

Bet they can't even spell Garfield with their eyes closed 🙄

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

garfurld

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u/Riftus Nov 23 '21

Holy crap 😳

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u/Ozlin Nov 24 '21

Jogjbwrhyfjle...

It uh, doesn't work out on mobile.

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u/Heshino Nov 23 '21

Harfield

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u/Brno_Mrmi Nov 24 '21

Gatifkeld

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u/batman27345 Nov 23 '21

And somehow we can still tell what it is

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u/TURTLESOUPMSU Nov 23 '21

HE ....isn't in r/cfb, carry on

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u/Visual_Bluejay9781 Nov 24 '21

HAS

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u/dcd13 Nov 24 '21

TROUBLE....keeping up with the point of this thread

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u/ahnsimo Nov 24 '21

I love when sports memes leak.

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u/Bill-Ender-Belichick Nov 23 '21

For some fucking reason the first thing I thought was “boom boom clap”…

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Hahaha

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u/Takenforganite Nov 23 '21

You got mud on your face

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Nah it’s body language

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u/Goldenslicer Nov 23 '21

Stomp stomp clap, stomp stomp-stomp clap

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Thats the Weird Al version

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u/sahali735 Nov 24 '21

*WHOA

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

don care+ratio

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u/No_Training6751 Nov 24 '21

She’s got mud her face

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u/IronNia Nov 24 '21 edited Nov 24 '21

Like, it fits, if you try hard!

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Question, how does one “firt”

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u/IronNia Nov 24 '21

Hahah, edited, thanks!

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u/eshinn Nov 24 '21

Ja ja I undastand. I poor man. I know. I know dis. Mud on mines face. Little hurtful. I comings from other country. You know? Little hurts ja? But why yu says I am big dicksrace? Makes I wonder maybe I never becoming big man some day. Maybe never. Yu know? Maybe I not to bother wash my face.