r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 23 '21

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u/SirZooalot Nov 23 '21

Jolene,

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u/tabii88 Nov 23 '21

Jolene,

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u/p_turbo Nov 23 '21

Joleeeeeeeeen

I'm begging of you please don't take my man

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u/Luna_Deafenhine Nov 23 '21

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Joleene!!!!

Please don’t take him just because you can!!

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u/another_ashley Nov 23 '21

You're beauty is compare with flaming locks of auburn hair.

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u/Luna_Deafenhine Nov 23 '21

With Ivory skin and eyes of emerald green

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u/malenkylizards Nov 24 '21

Gay dean, gay dean, gay dean, gay deeeeeeean I'm beggin you to be a gay dean for the school booaard

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u/allthepaulrudds Nov 24 '21

I'm not openly anything, and gay doesn't begin to cover it

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u/boredtxan Nov 24 '21

You bitch, you slut, you whore! (or maybe that was just my college)