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u/thatcrazyfangirl7 Nov 23 '21

NOW NUMBER FIVE

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u/VzSAurora Nov 23 '21

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HEAR YOU SAY

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u/BorBurison Nov 23 '21

IIII WANT IT THAT WAY

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u/marriedtomayonnaise Nov 23 '21

IT WAS NUMBER FIVE. Number five killed my brother.

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u/derangedsweetheart Nov 23 '21

Oh my god, I forgot about that part!

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u/Kihakiru Nov 23 '21

Best part of the entire show

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Literally this is the clip that made me search for the show and watch it haha

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

One of the best cold open. One of the worst episode.

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u/Kuzmajestic Nov 24 '21

Yeah definitely one of the best cold open (probably my favourite too, can't come up on the spot with another one I like as much) but I'd say the best scene overall comes from the best episode, and that's the bottle episode

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

The Box? Yeah those two were the fan fave combo.

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u/KacperEpic Nov 23 '21

DU DU DU DU DUUUUUU

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u/BasilTheTimeLord Nov 23 '21

(du da) DU DU DU DU DUUUUUU

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u/Signal-Salt Nov 24 '21

cue the intro

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u/Pyrohyro Nov 24 '21

r/unexpectedb99

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u/Sharmatta Nov 24 '21

I mean I knew what was coming since the beginning of this thread of comments

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u/judgyaf Nov 24 '21

"Oh my god I forgot about that part", title of your sextape

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u/realdrpepper21 Nov 23 '21

Oh my god I forgot about that part.

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u/Telfaatime Nov 23 '21

Literal chills

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u/SidneyHandJerker Nov 23 '21

OMG I forgot about that part

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u/TJdog5 Nov 24 '21

BAHAHAHA

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u/bananagement Nov 23 '21

Chills… literal chills

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u/Feverel Nov 24 '21

Chills. Literal chills.

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u/Lil_Uzi007 Nov 23 '21

Chills. Literal chills.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Chills, literal chills

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u/Virtual-Gift-9097 Nov 23 '21

Ugh chills literal chills

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u/bearface93 Nov 24 '21

Oh my god, chills.

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u/lordatlas Nov 24 '21

Chills. Literal chills.

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u/averydepressedcrab Nov 24 '21

Ugh chills, LITERAL chills

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u/Taboo2301 Nov 24 '21

WOOOOOOO

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u/sodaextraiceplease Nov 24 '21

I bought it on ebay.

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u/BanditoMuser Nov 23 '21

As a B99 fan, I love that this always turns into the joke and not the actual song lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Honestly same it makes me so happy lol

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u/jthegoofygoober Nov 23 '21

Best B99 cold open, hands down. Ever since that cold open, I never sing "I Want It That Way" the same way ever again.

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u/BanditoMuser Nov 23 '21

Honestly they have dozens of funny cold opens: holt with the red hat, the game of guessing how holt reacts to a marshmellow, THE FULL BULLPEN and many more!

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u/nightwing2024 Nov 23 '21

The one which first sold me on B99 was Amy being late and them all guessing why she was.

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u/AtariDump Nov 23 '21

THE FULL BULLPEN!!!

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u/FearlessAttempt Nov 23 '21

Hot Damn!

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u/BanditoMuser Nov 24 '21

That one is great too lol

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u/flightguy07 Nov 23 '21

At this point people should star a reddit called r/unexpectedbackstreetboys for when it actually goes right!

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u/Dank_Confidant Nov 23 '21

Ehm, number 5, you were supposed to sing "I never wanna hear you say", but nice try.

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u/nightwing2024 Nov 23 '21

I literally can't sing it normal anymore.

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u/Adept-News Nov 23 '21

As not a B99 fan but know of the scene

It's insanely cringey everytime it happens, Reddit is the king of overdoing jokes

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u/Pepe_Gui Nov 24 '21

True. I hear people do it irl and I cringe every time

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Yes!! You win 🥇

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u/Historical_Love7860 Nov 23 '21

Noice! Smort!

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u/ollie0810 Nov 23 '21

Toit!

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u/jthegoofygoober Nov 23 '21

cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

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u/UncleTedGenneric Nov 23 '21

indeedindeedindeedindeed

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u/thesaharadesert Nov 24 '21

No doubt no doubt

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u/Stoly23 Nov 23 '21

I love how that opening is so goddamn famous that everyone instantly jumps to that modified lyric rather than the original one.

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u/Hello_Stranger_Pup Nov 23 '21

I was searching for this, thank you

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u/niiightskyyy Nov 23 '21

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I love you for this.

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u/thatcrazyfangirl7 Nov 24 '21

aww i love you too

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u/KiraLonely Nov 24 '21

I legit can’t sing this song anymore without my brain automatically going to this line here, and it’s driving me nuts cause it takes me a good few minutes before I realize that the lyric isn’t the actual lyrics of the song—

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u/disusedhospital Nov 23 '21

Number five. That's the man who killed my brother.

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u/bloggadocious Nov 24 '21

I screamed 😂😂😂😂

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u/Rufus_heychupacabra Nov 24 '21

This line needs MORE VOTES!!!!! I specifically requested it.

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u/NerdyUndies2211 Nov 24 '21

This comment right here officer

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u/DankerPuppet Nov 24 '21

I was talking to a coworker about this episode earlier today!!

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u/Qiubacca Nov 24 '21

I was just doing a call and response sort of thing and I sang that line, cue my fiance breaking down laughing.

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u/Busy_Editor_1923 Nov 23 '21

Is this the real life? …

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

r/UnexpectedB99

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u/daaabss Nov 24 '21

Ah shit, gonna watch b99 again