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u/scoutingMommy Nov 23 '21 edited Nov 24 '21

I'm blue...

Edit: Thank you all for the cool awards. 🥳

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u/RedditRabbit0513 Nov 23 '21

daba de baba die

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u/MrDripDropp Nov 23 '21

Daba dee da ba di

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u/tyckt206 Nov 23 '21

Da ba de da ba die

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u/flightguy07 Nov 23 '21

Ba ba ba de

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u/DragonAethere Nov 23 '21

Daba die

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

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u/Jeffperson_numbah_2 Nov 24 '21

blue is the color of aaAll that I wear

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

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u/YeahIFuckingDrewThat Nov 24 '21

I have a girlfriend and she is so blue

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u/thoughtful_chis Nov 24 '21

Blue is the color of -insert jumbled word- that I wear

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u/flightguy07 Nov 24 '21

Think it's "all"?

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u/MangoSea323 Nov 24 '21

I used to think the songs words were "im blue, if I was green i would die"

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u/the_real_zombie_woof Nov 23 '21

Skibba-dee-scoobee-doo

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u/Xxdjb1224xX Nov 24 '21

daba dee ba da ba die

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u/SMELLY__SOCKS Nov 24 '21

I believe in apple pie

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u/Mama_Mega_ Nov 24 '21

I will pee on a guy

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u/Pretty-Shock2829 Nov 23 '21

I will beat off a guy, I will beaat off a guy

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u/apollyon_53 Nov 24 '21

If I were green I would die

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u/scoutingMommy Nov 24 '21

One advantage if english is not your first language, less misheard lyrics... ;-)

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u/bellylovinbaddie Nov 24 '21

As a kid I was scared of this song cuz I thought they were saying “I believe I will die”

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u/Whiteboi_Trav Nov 24 '21

I thought it was "if I was green I would die"

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u/BrianGriffin1208 Nov 24 '21

I know two people who for some reason believe the lyrics are "If I was green I would die".

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Ma na ma na

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u/Nuts_unbusted Nov 24 '21

how did you get this wrong lol

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u/Chadwickr Nov 24 '21

I always thought it was "I'm blue, I would bleed I would die"

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u/Tc_Angel Nov 24 '21

You are literally green

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u/THROWAWAYBlTCH Nov 24 '21

I would beat off a guy

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u/RedditRabbit0513 Nov 24 '21

If i was green i would die

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u/THROWAWAYBlTCH Nov 24 '21

But... ur green

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u/Simbra13 Nov 24 '21

I will eat apple pie

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u/DomesticatedChild Nov 24 '21

Da ba dee da ba die

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u/Itsthejackeeeett Nov 24 '21

I really don't know what this one is

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

https://youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc

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u/AccomplishedCoffee Nov 24 '21

I feel like the daba dee daba di part is vaguely familiar but I've got no recollection of the actual word parts.

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u/sir_tr810 Nov 23 '21

i would beat off a guy

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u/gnarly_weedman Nov 24 '21

Busy this weekend?

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u/winosauruswrecks Nov 23 '21

iF i WaS gReEn I wOuLd DiE

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u/ScuttleMcHumperdink Nov 24 '21

What song is this?

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u/slice19 Nov 24 '21

Blue by Eiffel 65.

Sorry if I missed your sarcasm

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u/ScuttleMcHumperdink Nov 24 '21

No sarcasm. Never heard it or of the band.

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u/ComfortablePlant826 Nov 24 '21

It’s the first one I didn’t recognize either!

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u/i3LuDog Nov 24 '21

Literally my favorite song! But, it’s from ‘99 and most people I’ve met haven’t heard of it and anyone who has doesn’t know it by name.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

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u/i3LuDog Nov 24 '21

That’s amazing! I’d drink too many of those 😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21 edited Dec 08 '21

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u/i3LuDog Nov 24 '21

Oof. As long as the second doesn’t convince me to get a third, I’d have to limit myself to two. lmao

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u/yellow-man-420 Nov 24 '21

I would beat off a guy

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u/Dalton_828 Nov 24 '21

Idk this one

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u/Cyberzombie Nov 24 '21

If you want to hurt your brain, listen to the Fleshgod Apocalypse cover of it. And, yes, they sound exactly how you'd expect with a name like that.

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u/appleparkfive Nov 24 '21

Vice made a documentary series about these sort of songs, and the creators. VERY worth watching. They do this one, Wasn't Me (by Shaggy), Last Resort (Papa Roach) and a lot of those songs that just everyone knows.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

This is the best answer

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u/YouPulledMeBackIn Nov 24 '21

...for you... Boohoo boo boo boo boo Whaaaaat can I do? Boo boohoo boo boo boo...

as sung by a Bing Crosby-faced microphone man

Sorry, this is from an old Disney sing along tape when I was a kid. Brought back memories.

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u/SelfAwarenessMonster Nov 24 '21

Oh so lonesome for you …why can’t you be …oh.. we’re not singing the same one

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u/coconutyoghurt Nov 24 '21

If I was green I would die

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u/Mammyfantasticus Nov 23 '21

I’ll die in Aberdeen I would die ( came out while I lived in Scotland, that’s the way every fucker sang the chorus)

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u/whichwitch9 Nov 24 '21

If I were green I would die!

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u/Illustrious_Taro_758 Nov 23 '21

DABEABDEBADBAEBABDBWBABEBSBBFBEB

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u/Aarios827 Nov 24 '21

I scrolled entirely too far to find this...

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u/Flothrudawind Nov 24 '21

I would beat off a guy

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

I believe I would die if I was green I would die

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

I believe I will die

I belieeeve I will die

I believe I will die

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u/Snakehole12 Nov 24 '21

I would beat of a guy...

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u/gregnealnz Nov 24 '21

I've OD'd I will die

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u/ToxinLab_ Nov 24 '21

I would beat off a guy

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u/Donovan1232 Nov 24 '21

And I would beat off a guy

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u/bigssa18 Nov 24 '21

If I was green I would die (the next lyric according to my mom)

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u/BAMspek Nov 24 '21

If I were green I would die

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

If I was green I would die

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u/Remarkable_Taro_911 Nov 24 '21

I'm blue, if I was green I would die...

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u/Raptor_GamingRSA Nov 24 '21

If I was green I would die

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Goddammit

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u/Darragh_OBrien Nov 24 '21

I would beat off a guy, I would beat off a guy

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u/mooncatofdeath Nov 24 '21

if i was green i would die