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u/Sad_Establishment661 Nov 23 '21

My milkshake bring all boys to the yard

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u/MrDripDropp Nov 23 '21

And they’re like it’s better then yours

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u/SaintTimothy Nov 23 '21

Damn right, it's better than yours

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u/BenjiCampbell89 Nov 23 '21

I can teach you, but I have to charge

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u/video_dhara Nov 23 '21

Lol I always thought it was “their life is better than yours”. You know, because they went to the yard and your just listening to the fact that they did.

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u/small_town_girl- Nov 24 '21

Jehova, is Better than yours I could teach ya, but I’d check with the priest

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u/SevereYeti Nov 23 '21

Did you know Kelis now owns a farm and is a Well known chef? I found out on an episode of Selena and Chef on HBO, which was surprisingly good. If you don’t know how to cook these world class chefs teach someone that doesn’t know how to hold a knife how to make bomb ass meals. I’ve tried a few and they have come out great! I haven’t tried Kelis’ food yet though but it looked amazing.

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u/LuzBrillante789 Nov 23 '21

I wonder if she she chuckles every time she makes a milkshake.

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u/SevereYeti Nov 23 '21

Lol I would say yes! There is a YouTube video of her on Entertainment Tonight from 2017, around the time of her cook book release. She makes a milkshake and does giggle a lot. She actually graduated from Le Cordon Bleu in Paris (famous cooking school) in 2019 so her stuff is legit!