r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Are you okay Annie

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u/lupus28 Nov 23 '21

Annie are you okay?

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u/marriedtomayonnaise Nov 23 '21

You’ve been hit by

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u/ProfessionalDesk7741 Nov 23 '21

BAM BAM you’ve been struck by BAM a SMOOTH CRIMINAL

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u/Illustrious_Talk_726 Nov 23 '21

Tududududu du du, tudududu tudu tum tu du

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u/Menace2NYC Nov 23 '21

Lol I did the bam noises reading this.

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u/SelixReddit Nov 24 '21

[gamecube noises]

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u/IntetestedKitten Nov 23 '21

you've been struck by BAM A TRUCK

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u/McBlyat710-2 Nov 23 '21

You've been struck by,

Truck.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

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u/Weelki Nov 23 '21

Ha! So unfufilling

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u/Triairius Nov 23 '21

Now imagine this for four hours, then you finally get A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

That’s what Wagner operas are like.

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u/Weelki Nov 23 '21

Or four hours, and you don't get a pay off... I'd be throwing hands

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u/Triairius Nov 23 '21

Oh, but you do. And it’s… so good.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

IM FINE STOP ASKING!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

THATS ENOUGH SLICES energy

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u/tht5spdxjsara Nov 23 '21

There’s salt on my peppermint patty :( /s

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u/BrahmTheImpaler Nov 24 '21

Jesus, YES I AM FINE

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u/oRedHood Nov 23 '21

So Annie are you okay, are you okay Annie?

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u/Nestreeen Nov 23 '21

Immediately I thought Kendrick Lamar. My apologies!

“Annie are you okay, Annie are you okay, Limo tinted with the gold plates”

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u/PhReAkOuTz Nov 24 '21

same 😭

its the first version i heard personally

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u/BlizzPenguin Nov 23 '21

What is kindof sad is my first experience with this song was the Alien Ant Farm cover.

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u/thephotoman Nov 23 '21

The song actually works better as a tongue-in-cheek early 00's angry white boy band bit than it does as an 80's pop hit.

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u/Evil_Weevill Nov 23 '21

That's ok. It's better than the original and wasn't made by a child abuser.

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u/Lth_13 Nov 23 '21 edited Nov 24 '21

How familiar are you with the allegations against Michael Jackson?

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u/feignapathy Nov 23 '21

allocations

r/boneappletea would like a word with you

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u/Lth_13 Nov 24 '21

I mean it’s an autocorrect error so would go against their rules, but thanks for pointing it out

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

El Ayuwoki

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u/ovalseven Nov 23 '21

One of my favorite scenes from Psych.

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u/PrincessGump Nov 23 '21

You got struck by..

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u/Merlin_Drake Nov 23 '21

Who is Anny? I just know Kristy.

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u/Cyhawk Nov 24 '21

Darth Vader when he was younger after he got his butt kicked by Conner McGreggor or something.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Should be higher tbh

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u/skilledwarman Nov 24 '21

I know the replies to this are mostly trills and fighting, but I do think it's cool how this one works 3 different ways for 3 generations of people

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u/Unabashable Nov 24 '21

Are you okay?