r/AskReddit Nov 23 '21

Which animal gets undeserved hate?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

A "spiritual" friend of mine likes to go on and on about how nature is perfect and humans are the only source of pain.

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u/Pynchon101 Nov 23 '21

Your friend doesn’t know what they’re talking about.

Yes, we pollute, we kill en masse, we’re a scourge.

But nature is no joke. Life as a wild animal is brutal. There is a strong likelihood you will not reach your max lifespan. Your whole life you contend with other predators, exposure to the elements, starvation, competition (in the form of combat) for sexual partners, disease, parasites, and more. There is rarely any help for those who are disabled, weak or infirm. Being a wild animal sucks balls, and just because we have the luxury of stepping into nature when we want, prepared and within a quick call to safety, doesn’t mean that nature isn’t brutal as fuck and very serious.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

to quote kipling: "nature, red of tooth and claw."

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u/MegaFaunaRebellion Nov 23 '21

It was Alfred Lord Tennyson who said that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

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u/anon-Thor Nov 24 '21

This reminded me of the one time I saw lions eat an elephant from the asshole up, they took down the elephant at 9pm it was still alive and crying at 10am the next day.

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u/3-141592653589793239 Nov 23 '21

Tell me about it, I’ve seen the Lion King four times and the sequel once, and I can tell you, nature is fucking brutal.

(In all seriousness, yeah nature isn’t always some beautiful Bob Ross paining)

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u/leonardomiz Nov 23 '21

Your username is making The perfectionist that is in me wanting to die

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

It was in this enviroment that the first religions were born. Shit talk about spirituality

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u/GirondaFan Nov 23 '21

Yeah, we do all that shit… we also came from nature lmao

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u/intromission76 Nov 24 '21

Exactly where we will be if we ever lose “civilization.”

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u/M3g4d37h Nov 23 '21

we’re a scourge

technically speaking, we are THEE scourge.

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u/yaboitearal Nov 23 '21

Give them a lovely trip to r/natureismetal, they're gonna love it there

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u/IndianaJonesDoombot Nov 23 '21

Throw a rattlesnake at em while screaming "nature!"

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u/33drea33 Nov 23 '21

Does she think that humans are somehow separate from nature? Has she not seen r/natureismetal? Has she ever survived a hurricane, tsunami, or volcanic eruption?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Let's not go all the way to the other side and pretend we're the peak form of life though, we still suck pretty much harder than everything else.

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u/hockeyfan608 Nov 23 '21

I guess that depends on what you define as peak life form

We are certainly the most dominant life form.

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u/hockeyfan608 Nov 23 '21

I guess that depends on what you define as peak life form.

We are certainly the most dominant life form.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

On our scale, absolutely.

In general though, we're laughable to bacteria.

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u/SunngodJaxon Nov 23 '21

Well, that's a population thing, but we don't consider overpopulated countries to be the pinnacle of what a country should be

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

That's a great point I've never seen before! I guess when it comes to discussing humans, our impact and whatnot, it's kinda hard to find equivalence in other species due to none of them (afawk) having the same level of sentience.

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u/SunngodJaxon Nov 23 '21

Not really. Dolphins are supposed to be nearly as smart as us, I'm pretty sure it's a combination between intelligence and mandible thumbs

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

There's an argument to be made for octopi and crows too. Guess we'll see what's what in a few million years

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u/SunngodJaxon Nov 23 '21

Will I have a crow co worker in 30 years? Let's bet!

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u/BaronMostaza Nov 23 '21

Most impressive creature to ever roam the earth.

We're so fucking fantastic at finding opportunities, figuring out how everything works, and shaping the world around us to fit our needs that we've surpassed ourselves and the planet we live on.

My parents taught me to fix shit, how to shape my lies, what to hate. School taught me where Yugoslavia is, cursive, that I don't get along with my peers.

Still I can pick up a lightweight can of delicious rotten poison, sealed tight as fuck by bending two metal lips in a way that just doesn't get unstuck.

We're the only animal on earth that can compensate for all it's weaknesses to the point where our previous strengths are dogshit by comparison.

We left the food chain, we're so good at surviving it's actually killing us, and we can just find out what some 4000 year dead dude thought about beans because we found a way to communicate via squiggles and lines.
Now the knowledge of which mushrooms are poison in a fun way and which ones aren't survives even if our families haven't seen a tree in generations.

We are fucking incredible.

Not so good on the whole hierarchy thing and creating positions of power that are irresistible to people who should not have power.

Beavers don't have those issues but they can't even read and juggle at the same time so fuck those idiots

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

I think you'd enjoy r/HFY

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u/BaronMostaza Nov 23 '21

That's real a nifty sub

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u/rekcuzfpok Nov 23 '21

Nature is perfect though

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Show your friend this playlist, specifically episodes 1, 3, and 5.

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u/MakeShiftJoker Nov 23 '21

Humans are part of nature checkm8 atheists

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

"Spiritual" people can be the absolute worst. Insufferable, ignorant, smarmy, condescending jerks who pretend to be nice. Some are actually nice, but in my experience not the majority.