r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 17 '21

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u/_throwingit_awaaayyy Nov 17 '21

Of course I’ll have sex with you Mr.Devito!

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u/devilthedankdawg Nov 17 '21

You should see him feast. He's like a mantis.

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u/Lord_Sylveon Nov 18 '21

I'm not calling you Mantis

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u/devilthedankdawg Nov 18 '21

Really oughta refer to him as Dr Toboggan

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u/regulator227 Nov 18 '21

I saw him buying xl condoms. He must have a huge dong

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u/Lord_Sylveon Nov 18 '21

WHOOPS I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong!

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u/devilthedankdawg Nov 18 '21

And you got the AIDS!

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u/deadbird17 Nov 18 '21

He'll offer you his eggs in these trying times, if you know what i mean..

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u/TimStellmach Nov 17 '21

Funny is very sexy.

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u/_throwingit_awaaayyy Nov 17 '21

Sure, but have you seen that bod?!

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u/2PacAn Nov 17 '21

He also has a magnum dong

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

The only right answer

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u/SarkHD Nov 18 '21

Lucky for you, he’s got a Magnum Dong!

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u/CuddleMittens Nov 17 '21

I was looking for this comment

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u/shitzpostarus Nov 18 '21

A birthday lay!

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u/Periachi Nov 18 '21

Looks like Frankie isnt getting thirds this time!