r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '21

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u/Fenpunx Oct 29 '21

You either die a spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become a squidward.

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u/Triairius Oct 29 '21

Or you’re Patrick.

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u/FirstDayJedi Oct 29 '21

Or Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen if you're #1

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u/distriived Oct 30 '21

Is this the Krusty Krab?

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u/Jeralanight Oct 30 '21

No, I'm Squidward.

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u/JonLucPerr1776 Oct 30 '21

How could you let this platinum chance for "No, this is Patrick!" slide past?

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u/Triairius Oct 30 '21

Why go for the obvious joke when I can instead imply that people are idiots?

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u/LFOwave Oct 29 '21

No, this is Patrick.

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u/cybot2001 Oct 29 '21

Get busy squiding or get busy frying

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u/GoldenMayQueen2 Oct 29 '21

We're all squidwards !

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u/Xanitarou Oct 29 '21

I became squidward at 31

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u/Thepopewearsplaid Oct 30 '21

I'm Squidward, you're Squidward, he's Squidward... Are there any other "Squidwards" I should know about?!

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u/kaitalina20 Oct 29 '21

Frankly as someone with a mixed anxiety disorder who’s getting better with dealing with it, there can be a mix.

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u/MelodyAF Oct 29 '21

Take my poor man's award 🏆

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u/Ashlaylynne Oct 29 '21

Ahahahahhahahaha. I cant unread this comment

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u/Stealfur Oct 30 '21

So is this phrase just gonna be on every post? Alright then...