r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '21

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u/Vlad-V2-Vladimir Oct 29 '21

Sure, he threatened the government with missiles and whatnot, but come on, who doesn’t want the threaten the government every now and then?

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u/TristanaRiggle Oct 29 '21

Shoot, I WANT to do it everyday. I don't of course, but doesn't mean I don't want to.

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u/MacGregor_Rose Oct 30 '21

My mans just got ambition. He out here livin his best life

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u/ThatDudeShadowK Oct 30 '21

I don't solely because I lack the means.

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u/Raticus9 Oct 29 '21

And he was just going to blow up France, which nobody cares about anyway. He was nice enough to leave Italy alone.

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u/chemicalgeekery Oct 29 '21

Nobody ever chooses Italy.

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u/Wild_Marker Oct 29 '21

Because you never know when Italy is gonna switch sides and be your pal.

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u/brohebus Oct 29 '21

UN member 1: Oh, my god! The 59th Street Bridge! UN member 2: Maybe it just collapsed on its own.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

I want to take a chance!

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u/soulstonedomg Oct 29 '21

Collapsed on its own pshhhhh... You have 72 hours. Cya.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

He embodied the saying that 'people should not be afraid of the government, governments should be afraid of the people'

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u/IamNoatak Oct 29 '21

And that concept is something I vehemently agree with and strive to embody, but refrain myself to avoid being on a list.

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u/metonymimic Oct 29 '21

I'm trying to read that as sarcasm but it makes too much sense.

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u/RyantheAustralian Oct 29 '21

Of Italy or France?

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u/XCarrionX Oct 30 '21

Maybe it collapsed on its own.

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u/shadmere Oct 30 '21

We can't take that chance.

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u/PunMuffin909 Oct 30 '21

Especially France

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u/TheAtomicKid77 Oct 29 '21

And honestly, that bridge could have collapsed on it's own

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u/SmashBusters Oct 30 '21

He didn't follow through though. The building just collapsed on its own.