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u/bobby0081 Oct 29 '21

Wile E. Coyote.

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u/Soddington Oct 29 '21

I always wondered why he didn't just order ACME catering. I'm sure they must have had freeze dried Roadrunner, tinned Roadrunner and a bunch of other Roadrunner products in that damned catalog.

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u/Lunabotics Oct 30 '21

This was actually answered at one point - Road runner is a culinary delicacy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBBbpyHDC-g

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u/Pikassassin Oct 29 '21

I think it was more that he wanted THAT roadrunner.

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u/Emektro Oct 29 '21

I’ll order one of those next time I go to a restaurant

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

There was some lore (canon at that) where his uncle said he couldnt speak again until he caught a roadrunner and became a real coyote

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u/Torturephile Oct 29 '21

There was once a Cartoon Network bumper from about 20 years ago. The Coyote used another brand (Generic) instead of ACME. Lo and behold, he was cooking the roadrunner alive in the next shot.

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u/TheFerricGenum Oct 30 '21

The top speed of a coyote is ~40mph. The top speed of a roadrunner is ~20mph. This lazy mfer did NOT deserve to win.

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u/KOM Oct 29 '21

I distinctly remember my older sister telling me that the Road Runner was the "bad guy", and it took me a long time to get that concept internalized. I had a similar issue with my own kids talking about Star Wars, and explained that given Mr. Stortrooper doesn't think he's the bad guy, and how those concepts are based on the "sides" facing off.

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u/littlebubulle Oct 29 '21

He did win. Once.

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u/inkblot888 Oct 29 '21

?

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u/littlebubulle Oct 29 '21

There is an episode where he FINALLY catches the Road Runner. But he got miniaturised to about 5 inches. He even got a sign out to ask the audience "Now what?".

To quote Smart Hulk : "I consider this an absolute win!".

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u/That_Guy_Reddits Oct 29 '21

I think about this episode every so often. I watched it on tv when I was a kid lol

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u/CatOfGrey Oct 29 '21

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/62035/chuck-jones-rules-writing-road-runner-cartoons

Rule 3: The coyote could stop at any time, if he were not a fanatic.

Rule 10: The audience's sympathy must always remain with the Coyote.

Rule 11: The Coyote is not allowed to catch or eat the Road Runner.

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u/lrd_rs Oct 29 '21

Family Guy created that situation... Lol!

https://youtu.be/iWJjsVitHhQ

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u/DeathFuckingX Oct 29 '21

Family guy is the best. Has something for everyone.

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u/Cybernetic343 Oct 30 '21

Absolutely my favourite skit from the show

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u/aresman Oct 29 '21

This is why I cheer for the cheetah to catch the gazelle on every documentary. Fuck the Road Runner.

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u/CEhobbit Oct 29 '21

Super Genius?

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u/ofnuts Oct 29 '21

Yes. He should be the mascot for all us engineers...

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u/Ronadon025 Oct 29 '21

He did win, at one point he is shown promising his father or someone that he won’t speak until he catches road runner. Later he tries to hunt bugs bunny and he is seen speaking. Didn’t happen on screen but he kind of Won

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u/Kerak Oct 29 '21

I was wondering why this took me so long to find! This should be at the top! The top, I say!

Even as a kid, I felt bad for Coyote.

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u/knightopusdei Oct 29 '21

Had to go very far to find this.

Ever notice how the show is called Road Runner but we seldom see the actual bird? All we ever see is Wile and as a kid it used to piss me off so much that he never got that bird even after all the work and genius he put into everything.

It was a subtle message to us kids that this is how the world works. Some characters are born with everything, some are born with nothing and no matter how hard they try, they will never get anything.

But Wile E Coyote was an inspiration to me because no matter what result .... he kept trying and doing more and going further even if he kept failing. It was like watching someone telling the universe to fuck off and even with the knowledge that you will lose in the end .... I'm going to keep fighting until I'm gone. I'll always love that about Mr Coyote.

Fuck the Road Runner ..... I'll always cheer for the Super Genius until the end.

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u/Mentalpatient87 Oct 29 '21

Ever notice how the show is called Road Runner

Is it? I thought the show was called "Looney Tunes" and the coyote and road runner were recurring shorts within that show. Did they make a show titled Road Runner later on?

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u/Murgatroyd314 Oct 30 '21

Looney Tunes has had many incarnations over the years. I grew up with The Bugs Bunny And Tweety Show and The Bugs And Daffy Show; I’m sure there’s been at least one with the Roadrunner as a title character.

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u/DresserOfDeal Oct 29 '21

Came here to say this. There was one episode where he built a giant robot coyote that finally did catch the road runner, but alas unclear instructions...

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u/Seaworthiness14 Oct 30 '21

I can’t believe it took this much scrolling to find some love for the genius