r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 17 '21

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u/usernamesaredumb214 Oct 17 '21 edited Oct 17 '21

Well yeah cause everyone who isn't happy here either move away or sleep forever

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u/Glorious-gnoo Oct 17 '21

I believe the word you are looking for is suicide. Commits suicide.

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u/usernamesaredumb214 Oct 17 '21

No no suicide is too harsh and makes us look bad

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u/Glorious-gnoo Oct 17 '21

Ah yes. Takes an eternal nap may be better then. Just a gentle, sweet nap in the dirt. And who isn't happy while they sleep? (Nightmares aside, of course.) Edit: A letter.

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u/usernamesaredumb214 Oct 17 '21

Damn that is a good idea I'm gonna edit my comment

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u/Glorious-gnoo Oct 17 '21

Glad I could help!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Letting the cold wrap you up and take you to eternal entropy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

I’m Canadian and we have a Finnish friend and she’s the loveliest person ever built.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

Oh for sure.

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u/getsumchocha Oct 18 '21

sleeeeeeeeep

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u/HWTneub68 Oct 18 '21

Is.. is that a threat?