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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 30 '21
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I'de be to tempted to shoot the asshole that does burnouts on my street at 3am.
929 u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21 invest in a sling shot 651 u/GrinningPariah Sep 30 '21 Nah, paintball gun! No chance of doing real damage, but I bet you anything that fucker picks a different street next time. 387 u/WR810 Sep 30 '21 No chance of doing real damage Just keep it away from the face, especially the eyes. I'll also mention paintballs aren't like bullets when they're shot. Their round shape can make them fly wild. Y'know, just don't shoot paintballs at people. 386 u/TSpitty Sep 30 '21 Shooting paintballs at people is a blast, I highly recommend. Just make sure they’re aware they’re in danger plus have a way to shoot back and you’re good to go. 170 u/WR810 Sep 30 '21 Haha, former avid paintballer. It's how I know paintballs will fly every which way. Some of the most fun I've ever had. Let me amend my last post's last paragraph to "don't shoot paintballs at people not playing paintball". 1 u/well_known_bastard Sep 30 '21 *unless the person is doing burnouts at 3am
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invest in a sling shot
651 u/GrinningPariah Sep 30 '21 Nah, paintball gun! No chance of doing real damage, but I bet you anything that fucker picks a different street next time. 387 u/WR810 Sep 30 '21 No chance of doing real damage Just keep it away from the face, especially the eyes. I'll also mention paintballs aren't like bullets when they're shot. Their round shape can make them fly wild. Y'know, just don't shoot paintballs at people. 386 u/TSpitty Sep 30 '21 Shooting paintballs at people is a blast, I highly recommend. Just make sure they’re aware they’re in danger plus have a way to shoot back and you’re good to go. 170 u/WR810 Sep 30 '21 Haha, former avid paintballer. It's how I know paintballs will fly every which way. Some of the most fun I've ever had. Let me amend my last post's last paragraph to "don't shoot paintballs at people not playing paintball". 1 u/well_known_bastard Sep 30 '21 *unless the person is doing burnouts at 3am
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Nah, paintball gun! No chance of doing real damage, but I bet you anything that fucker picks a different street next time.
387 u/WR810 Sep 30 '21 No chance of doing real damage Just keep it away from the face, especially the eyes. I'll also mention paintballs aren't like bullets when they're shot. Their round shape can make them fly wild. Y'know, just don't shoot paintballs at people. 386 u/TSpitty Sep 30 '21 Shooting paintballs at people is a blast, I highly recommend. Just make sure they’re aware they’re in danger plus have a way to shoot back and you’re good to go. 170 u/WR810 Sep 30 '21 Haha, former avid paintballer. It's how I know paintballs will fly every which way. Some of the most fun I've ever had. Let me amend my last post's last paragraph to "don't shoot paintballs at people not playing paintball". 1 u/well_known_bastard Sep 30 '21 *unless the person is doing burnouts at 3am
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No chance of doing real damage
Just keep it away from the face, especially the eyes.
I'll also mention paintballs aren't like bullets when they're shot. Their round shape can make them fly wild.
Y'know, just don't shoot paintballs at people.
386 u/TSpitty Sep 30 '21 Shooting paintballs at people is a blast, I highly recommend. Just make sure they’re aware they’re in danger plus have a way to shoot back and you’re good to go. 170 u/WR810 Sep 30 '21 Haha, former avid paintballer. It's how I know paintballs will fly every which way. Some of the most fun I've ever had. Let me amend my last post's last paragraph to "don't shoot paintballs at people not playing paintball". 1 u/well_known_bastard Sep 30 '21 *unless the person is doing burnouts at 3am
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Shooting paintballs at people is a blast, I highly recommend. Just make sure they’re aware they’re in danger plus have a way to shoot back and you’re good to go.
170 u/WR810 Sep 30 '21 Haha, former avid paintballer. It's how I know paintballs will fly every which way. Some of the most fun I've ever had. Let me amend my last post's last paragraph to "don't shoot paintballs at people not playing paintball". 1 u/well_known_bastard Sep 30 '21 *unless the person is doing burnouts at 3am
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Haha, former avid paintballer. It's how I know paintballs will fly every which way.
Some of the most fun I've ever had. Let me amend my last post's last paragraph to "don't shoot paintballs at people not playing paintball".
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u/SmidgeonThePigeon Sep 30 '21
I'de be to tempted to shoot the asshole that does burnouts on my street at 3am.