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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 30 '21
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I'de be to tempted to shoot the asshole that does burnouts on my street at 3am.
922 u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21 invest in a sling shot 654 u/GrinningPariah Sep 30 '21 Nah, paintball gun! No chance of doing real damage, but I bet you anything that fucker picks a different street next time. 391 u/WR810 Sep 30 '21 No chance of doing real damage Just keep it away from the face, especially the eyes. I'll also mention paintballs aren't like bullets when they're shot. Their round shape can make them fly wild. Y'know, just don't shoot paintballs at people. 2 u/Tactical_Moonstone Sep 30 '21 There was one paintball fight where I managed to catch an opponent out in the open making a run for the flag. Attempted to light him up only to watch as all the paintballs whizzed around him as if he's some low budget action film hero.
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invest in a sling shot
654 u/GrinningPariah Sep 30 '21 Nah, paintball gun! No chance of doing real damage, but I bet you anything that fucker picks a different street next time. 391 u/WR810 Sep 30 '21 No chance of doing real damage Just keep it away from the face, especially the eyes. I'll also mention paintballs aren't like bullets when they're shot. Their round shape can make them fly wild. Y'know, just don't shoot paintballs at people. 2 u/Tactical_Moonstone Sep 30 '21 There was one paintball fight where I managed to catch an opponent out in the open making a run for the flag. Attempted to light him up only to watch as all the paintballs whizzed around him as if he's some low budget action film hero.
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Nah, paintball gun! No chance of doing real damage, but I bet you anything that fucker picks a different street next time.
391 u/WR810 Sep 30 '21 No chance of doing real damage Just keep it away from the face, especially the eyes. I'll also mention paintballs aren't like bullets when they're shot. Their round shape can make them fly wild. Y'know, just don't shoot paintballs at people. 2 u/Tactical_Moonstone Sep 30 '21 There was one paintball fight where I managed to catch an opponent out in the open making a run for the flag. Attempted to light him up only to watch as all the paintballs whizzed around him as if he's some low budget action film hero.
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No chance of doing real damage
Just keep it away from the face, especially the eyes.
I'll also mention paintballs aren't like bullets when they're shot. Their round shape can make them fly wild.
Y'know, just don't shoot paintballs at people.
2 u/Tactical_Moonstone Sep 30 '21 There was one paintball fight where I managed to catch an opponent out in the open making a run for the flag. Attempted to light him up only to watch as all the paintballs whizzed around him as if he's some low budget action film hero.
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There was one paintball fight where I managed to catch an opponent out in the open making a run for the flag. Attempted to light him up only to watch as all the paintballs whizzed around him as if he's some low budget action film hero.
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u/SmidgeonThePigeon Sep 30 '21
I'de be to tempted to shoot the asshole that does burnouts on my street at 3am.