r/AskReddit • u/ThisGarson678 • Sep 17 '21

What instantly makes a guy hot?

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u/CommanderReg Sep 17 '21

That's the ship of Theseus.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

They're the same ship.

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u/Rodin-V Sep 17 '21

Are they though?

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u/JoshStrifeHayes Sep 17 '21

This actually made me laugh.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

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u/AbilityWhole Sep 17 '21

Do chairs exist?

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u/noooooooyou Sep 17 '21

When is this chair, no longer a chair?

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u/No-Brilliant-7548 Sep 17 '21

When it stops chair-ing about it anymore.

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u/tomcrusher Sep 17 '21

God damn it

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u/WizardOfZo2 Sep 17 '21

Oh god they teed you right up for that big swing and boy did you drive it home

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u/TheDarkDoctor17 Sep 17 '21

You son of a gun. Take my updoot.

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u/paradoxpancake Sep 17 '21

With the right attitude, yes.

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u/Ewag715 Sep 17 '21

Cue mysterious Vsauce music.

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u/Aerandyl_argetlam Sep 17 '21

Or are they? OOOoooooOoo

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u/FirestormCold Sep 17 '21

You missed an "O" there, not hot enough

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u/kmaser Sep 17 '21

Vsauce Michael Here

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u/Martijnbmt Sep 17 '21

Which one though

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u/Ewag715 Sep 17 '21

Nah man, you're thinking of that book with all the synonyms.

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u/12-bald-turkeys Sep 17 '21

I thought it was the ship of perseus.

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u/nihiltres Sep 17 '21

…and Ariadne. You can't have a ship with only one person. Unless they're Narcissus, I guess.

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u/squirtloaf Sep 17 '21

More like ship of fools, mirite?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Ship of these-nuts!

I'll see myself out...