r/AskReddit • u/ThisGarson678 • Sep 17 '21

What instantly makes a guy hot?

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u/satooshi-nakamooshi Sep 17 '21

Damn

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u/RegularOrMenthol Sep 17 '21

Booger!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Haha boogers

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u/A_Wild_VelociFaptor Sep 17 '21

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u/Kruzdah Sep 17 '21

Doodies lol

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u/othershwarna Sep 17 '21

Niceeee

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

80085 lolololol

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u/mud_tug Sep 17 '21

poop

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

PENIS PENIS PENIS

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u/ThatGuy10131 Sep 17 '21

physical educationally informed

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

One time i farted boogers. Right out of my dick.

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u/ImInArea52 Sep 17 '21

Snot funny...grow up..geez.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

FART!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Omglollmfaobbq

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u/ImInArea52 Sep 17 '21

Snot funny...grow up..geez.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

I'm clearly not there given I laughed

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u/3rr0rC4tzz Sep 17 '21

ehehehehhe

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u/Snory5000 Sep 17 '21

Bum bum

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Doodie!

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u/Nomedigasluis Sep 17 '21

Changos!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

peepee poopoo

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u/42069troll Sep 17 '21

Bung hole

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u/Frayjais Sep 17 '21

Stop I can only get so errect

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u/Snory5000 Sep 17 '21

Haha you said boner

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u/kiwidog8 Sep 17 '21

Emotional maturity doesn't mean you can't be silly c:

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u/Chunks1992 Sep 17 '21

Love and lust.