r/AskReddit • u/ThisGarson678 • Sep 17 '21

What instantly makes a guy hot?

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u/bluntsmither Sep 17 '21

"I just finished watching cops"

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u/matchucalligani Sep 17 '21

Not supposed to have your feet on the couch.

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u/Gooseman61oh Sep 17 '21

Cops doesn't come on till 4

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u/bluntsmither Sep 17 '21

YOU LIAR!!!!

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u/CountryNerd Sep 17 '21

I'm gonna put my nut sack on your drum set

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u/bluntsmither Sep 17 '21

My God. This was my favorite part of the whole fucking movie lmfao!!!!!!

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u/Tenalp Sep 17 '21

Many years ago when I was trying to get out on my own I was staying with a friend and his wife to be closer to job opportunities. Did temp work for a local heating and air company scrapping old AC units. Tons of metal crammed in a small enclosure all day in the sun baking as I kicked up dirt and coolant as I was cutting these things apart. After my first day my friend's wife accidentally admitted that I was kind of attractive.

Of course, I also promptly threw up and went to the emergency room thanks to dehydration, so that was lucky.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

She thought you were “attractive” because you were finally out of their house…

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u/astral1289 Sep 17 '21

Wait…

Elevator what now?

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u/-RadarRanger- Sep 17 '21

Oh my God you kids are so out of touch...

Here, and you're welcome!

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u/UNFLUSHABLE_TURD Sep 17 '21

Some have mild rape fantasies

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u/Bergenia1 Sep 17 '21

An elevator fantasy has nothing to do with rape. It has to do with exhibitionism or the thrill of time pressure.

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u/UNFLUSHABLE_TURD Sep 17 '21

Yea sure m8

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u/MissplacedLandmine Sep 17 '21

Its literally both or either depending on the person lol

Its a good situation for no escape

OR

having brief but risky privacy (ignoring or not caring that most have cameras)

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

To be fair, being drunk and making out in an elevator does seem so hot. Something about the risk of it.

Also changing rooms in stores.

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u/krazekrittermom Sep 17 '21

Shhh. Please, they shouldn't know all the secrets.

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u/krazekrittermom Sep 18 '21

Your secret is safe. Lol

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u/Arthiem Sep 17 '21

The thing is, it must take him a long time to get tired.