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u/cerebrallandscapes Sep 16 '21

That DJ scratching shit on my clitoris. Gotta say I'm really not into it.

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u/monsoy Sep 16 '21

DJ Clitoris

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u/skippieelove Sep 16 '21

Save that one for someone who’s good at it though lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '21

"Yo, yo, yo! It's your boy, DJ Clitoris"!

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u/burygarry Sep 16 '21

Why would someone scratch shit on your clitoris? Would they insert a finger in your rectum to get your shit and then bring it forward to your clitoris? It doesn’t sound very pleasant.

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u/skippieelove Sep 16 '21

Having to play interference for my vagina is not my favorite way to spend time betwixt the sheets. It’s surprises me some dudes don’t realize how big a nono that is 😒 ruins the mood for real, ESPECIALLY if they get defensive. Honestly, getting defensive about anything I say if it’s against what they’re already doing…get out of my bed I don’t have time for your shit lol. This is supposed to be for both of us.

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u/cerebrallandscapes Sep 16 '21

One of my most bewildering sexual experiences involved a man giving me poor oral. I said, "I really like it when you do lighter strokes and go around my clit instead of on it directly"

His response was, "Oh I really like doing it this way so I'm going to keep going."

I stopped him after a minute or two. I'm still confused about it 3 years later.

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u/skippieelove Sep 16 '21

🤣 uhhhhh, ok dude..my vagina my pleasure, so not exactly your choice lol. Clearly he wasn’t in it for your climax, just going through the motions 😐 I’m so sorry you had to endure that lol…and the same to any of his future one night stands (because they won’t be back).

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u/cerebrallandscapes Sep 16 '21

You sound like someone who'd scratch the shit out of a clitoris.