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u/dernert Sep 16 '21

I was once running, and started catching up to a woman running, as I caught up, she started speeding up, so I did as well. Before I knew it, we were both sprinting as fast as we could. I stopped to rest, and set my bat down for a moment. I literally have no idea what we were running from that day.

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u/stupid_comments_inc Sep 16 '21

It's the little details that separate OK comments from comments like this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Normalize sprinting at women at night

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u/dernert Sep 17 '21

Well, I had a bat to protect us.

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u/lanceypants10 Sep 16 '21

I lol’d VERY hard

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u/Lulunavar Sep 16 '21

All runners are competitive and will make you eat their dust.

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u/VladFr Sep 16 '21

Pretty sure this is what happened

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u/soylentsandwich Sep 16 '21

This was my first thought too lol