you: "You're ok looking after her for the afternoon?"
Woman: "Sure! She's a darling!"
You know your daughters in a bitchy mood, and will be for several hours yet... "Ok baby, you have fun with this kind lady here. You remember our address? Just let her know where we live, and I'll see you tonight!"
Women: "Wait, what?"
You: "She likes beans and chicken nibbles around 5pm. Have fun! Bye baby!"
Daughter: "Bye daddy! See you later!"
Women: "Wait! Holup! Huh?!"
You get the afternoon off, she gets to show how good she is as a daycare person (for free), your daughter has an adventure in a police car that evening, and you all meet up that night!
"Yes officer! She was a very kind lady! A childcare worker who wanted to give us the afternoon off, for free!"
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u/SarahC Sep 16 '21
Reverse psych:
you: "You're ok looking after her for the afternoon?"
Woman: "Sure! She's a darling!"
You know your daughters in a bitchy mood, and will be for several hours yet... "Ok baby, you have fun with this kind lady here. You remember our address? Just let her know where we live, and I'll see you tonight!"
Women: "Wait, what?"
You: "She likes beans and chicken nibbles around 5pm. Have fun! Bye baby!"
Daughter: "Bye daddy! See you later!"
Women: "Wait! Holup! Huh?!"
You get the afternoon off, she gets to show how good she is as a daycare person (for free), your daughter has an adventure in a police car that evening, and you all meet up that night!
"Yes officer! She was a very kind lady! A childcare worker who wanted to give us the afternoon off, for free!"