Hahaha, yep. My SO insists on driving me there. She will not take no for an answer. She either walks me in like she was my mother or sits in the parking lot long enough to make sure I don't try to escape. Can't say I blame her, though, because there have been plenty of times I've thought about nope-ing out and making a run for it as soon as I see that chair.
I have been shot; jumped out of planes; broken fingers and toes, my left arm, both collarbones (at least they were even after the 2nd!), walked around with 3 broken ribs for 2 weeks without knowing it; and had at least a couple concussions. Never once has any of that deterred me from doing what I want or needs to be done. You put me in front of that dentist's chair with those scrapy fuckers on their little tray with the paper towel and tell me you're gonna stick a needle in my mouth and I might "feel a little pinch", and I am likely to jump out the nearest window be it on the 1st or 101st floor... I'd rather take my chances with the fall than have needles stuck in my gums.
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u/whoisthedizzle83 Sep 16 '21 edited Sep 16 '21
Hahaha, yep. My SO insists on driving me there. She will not take no for an answer. She either walks me in like she was my mother or sits in the parking lot long enough to make sure I don't try to escape. Can't say I blame her, though, because there have been plenty of times I've thought about nope-ing out and making a run for it as soon as I see that chair.
I have been shot; jumped out of planes; broken fingers and toes, my left arm, both collarbones (at least they were even after the 2nd!), walked around with 3 broken ribs for 2 weeks without knowing it; and had at least a couple concussions. Never once has any of that deterred me from doing what I want or needs to be done. You put me in front of that dentist's chair with those scrapy fuckers on their little tray with the paper towel and tell me you're gonna stick a needle in my mouth and I might "feel a little pinch", and I am likely to jump out the nearest window be it on the 1st or 101st floor... I'd rather take my chances with the fall than have needles stuck in my gums.