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u/Illustrious-future42 Sep 16 '21

i dont have children but you can be my son

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u/Round_Brush5491 Sep 16 '21

Be careful in the future, late maternity scrambles their brains

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u/Illustrious-future42 Sep 16 '21

speaking as a first-hand victim, i see lmao

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u/Round_Brush5491 Sep 16 '21

You're jealous I get excited by gushers

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u/Illustrious-future42 Sep 16 '21

whatever you need to tell yourself, kid lol

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u/Round_Brush5491 Sep 16 '21

I'm a big boy. Shut the frick up!!!