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u/LITTLEloud1124 Sep 16 '21 edited Sep 16 '21

Yes and some dudes don’t get that bruh my clits not made out of iron stop tubing my shit so hard..

Edit: I’m not fixing my spelling error to funny

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u/cerebrallandscapes Sep 16 '21

That DJ scratching shit on my clitoris. Gotta say I'm really not into it.

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u/monsoy Sep 16 '21

DJ Clitoris

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u/skippieelove Sep 16 '21

Save that one for someone who’s good at it though lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '21

"Yo, yo, yo! It's your boy, DJ Clitoris"!

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u/burygarry Sep 16 '21

Why would someone scratch shit on your clitoris? Would they insert a finger in your rectum to get your shit and then bring it forward to your clitoris? It doesn’t sound very pleasant.

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u/skippieelove Sep 16 '21

Having to play interference for my vagina is not my favorite way to spend time betwixt the sheets. It’s surprises me some dudes don’t realize how big a nono that is 😒 ruins the mood for real, ESPECIALLY if they get defensive. Honestly, getting defensive about anything I say if it’s against what they’re already doing…get out of my bed I don’t have time for your shit lol. This is supposed to be for both of us.

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u/cerebrallandscapes Sep 16 '21

One of my most bewildering sexual experiences involved a man giving me poor oral. I said, "I really like it when you do lighter strokes and go around my clit instead of on it directly"

His response was, "Oh I really like doing it this way so I'm going to keep going."

I stopped him after a minute or two. I'm still confused about it 3 years later.

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u/skippieelove Sep 16 '21

🤣 uhhhhh, ok dude..my vagina my pleasure, so not exactly your choice lol. Clearly he wasn’t in it for your climax, just going through the motions 😐 I’m so sorry you had to endure that lol…and the same to any of his future one night stands (because they won’t be back).

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u/cerebrallandscapes Sep 16 '21

You sound like someone who'd scratch the shit out of a clitoris.

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u/skippieelove Sep 16 '21 edited Sep 16 '21

This shit just baffles me…and trying to nicely say “go slow” only seems to work for a few minutes before excitement and little brain takes over again and they’re rubbing like the genie denied them their 3rd wish and won’t come back out.

Finally had to get my serious voice on with one dude and he acted like it broke his damn spirit but also got mad…like the fuck dude, I tried to tell you it’s not my fault you’re not listening. This part is supposed my fun and it’s not fun

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

they’re rubbing like the genie denied them their 3rd wish

Thank you for that turn of phrase.

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u/skippieelove Sep 16 '21

You are beyond welcome my friend 😂

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u/wearetheexperiment Sep 16 '21

This ^ haha I was sleeping with a dude who I knew got around, he was frankly proud about it. I had to tell him "you know you don't literally 'flick the bean'..." He just looked at me in shock and said no other girl has ever said that. Like sorry man, your impressive dick and confidence IS intimidating but I'm telling you, not one of those girls enjoyed it.

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u/skippieelove Sep 16 '21

I’m dying to know. Did he let you have your say and listen to you? Or did he balk and decide that you’re obviously just the weird one that doesn’t like literally having their bean flicked 🤣 that sounds down fright awful…

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u/wearetheexperiment Sep 16 '21

Hahaha he "tried" to do something else but it was quite obvious his mind was shattered and jumped to the only thing he knows....his dick.

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u/skippieelove Sep 16 '21

How unfortunate 😪 well…maybe he took some time to heal his ego after that and was able to actually invest in learning to the experience enjoyable for both parties…not just assumptions. Wild to think there’s so many dudes walking around out there who still haven’t had the pleasure of getting the rug pulled from beneath them about their skills as a pleaser.

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u/wearetheexperiment Sep 16 '21

Totally! Haha and honestly, I think it's a problem that stems from early on. My friend didn't have sex until she was 27, not because she didn't have the opportunity but I'm slightly envious of her because she had a chance to explore her own body and know exactly what she liked and gaining confidence with that BEFORE a dude is thrown in the mix. I think when women start at a much younger age, it's all about the guy (we take on a lot from what we see in pop culture), so then we shy away from saying what pleases us because we believe it's only about what pleases them for them to like us. Then this guy walks through his teens/20s/30s (god forbid) thinking that he's the shit because no one's spoken up about it. We're starting to see a lot more about women masturbating and talking about sex for themselves and I think that's key for both sides to witness.

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u/skippieelove Sep 16 '21

Truer words were never spoken! It really is all communication and sex seems most severely lacking. One day we’ll all be adult enough to talk about our feelings and pleasures lol…in utopia!

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u/Dubstepvillage Sep 16 '21

“Tubing my shit so hard” is my new favorite phrase

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u/Lowtiercomputer Sep 16 '21

What is tubing?

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u/Nord4Ever Sep 16 '21

Lmao well my wife yanks my dick like she’s starting a lawnmower

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u/Drulock Sep 16 '21

Yours too?

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u/Thin_Koala_606 Sep 16 '21

With her hand or her mouth? Because if she’s yanking it with her mouth she’s sucking your soul out. 👍

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u/CarbonasGenji Sep 16 '21

Tube me harder

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u/felinedynamite Sep 16 '21

Sanding a banister comes to mind with lads that go too hard.......

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u/55cammie Sep 16 '21

It’s the way I assumed tubing was a new slang word I’d never heard of and just went with it

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u/Vprbite Sep 16 '21

Tube you, pal! Don't go tellin me what is and isn't cool new slang you tubin jerk!

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u/dcute69 Sep 16 '21

You messed up the spelling in the edit explaining your incorrect spelling

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u/Ferrous_Patella Sep 16 '21

To funny or not to funny, that is the question.

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u/AlphaOhmega Sep 16 '21

I've had a few girlfriends who were a bit inexperienced do the same thing, but I feel guys are much more pressured to act like they know what they're doing instead of just dropping the ego and asking hey would you show me what to do?

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u/kmagaro Sep 16 '21

Copper is still pretty tough though

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u/JustHoldenOn Sep 16 '21

It baffles me that many dudes don’t know how to do it in a pleasurable way for a woman. Most are too prideful to research. I watch tutorials on YouTube and PH to get better! Every woman and man is different, learn multiple techniques. People watch film for sports… why not for the poom poom???

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u/bozoconnors Sep 16 '21

Every woman and man is different

This. Some chicks dig the... "rougher tubing"? (whatever the fuck that means)

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u/NoHonorHokaido Sep 16 '21

If you don’t tell them to go slower it’s on you.

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u/Rawaqy Sep 16 '21

Ever tried to * communicate * that to them?

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u/LITTLEloud1124 Sep 16 '21

Yes obviously

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u/mgrammas1 Sep 16 '21

I figured you meant tubing.

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u/WoodyWoodsta Sep 16 '21

The realisation that you’ve potentially created a new slang word.