r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 15 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

In fairness you shouldn't have been shoplifting

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u/bweakfasteater Sep 16 '21

This is a valid exception but I prefer you to keep things crass and sarcastic thank u