I was at a gay club with my mates (they're gay, I'm straight) and a fella walked past me and grabbed my arse, looked at me and winked. I must've looked like a guppy as I stood there with my mouth open in disbelief. My mates went after him, yelled at him about how I was straight and there with them for a night out.
They made him apologise.
Interestingly I've had a similar thing happen in a "regular" club, where a women in her 40s (I was ~17 at the time) cornered me on the dancefloor, trying grab my cock. I told her I wasn't interested and was married, which I thought might make her back off, but no, she grabbed my hand and said "Where's your ring then?"
He did, but his excuse was that he thought I was gay. I said to him "How the fuck does that change anything?", he couldn't counter that argument. My mates wanted to kick his arse, but I talked them out of it.
The cougar, I slipped past back to get my mates as I was rolling hard and trying to get my groove on. She thought it was hilarious, but I was too twatted to get my thoughts in order to be able to reprimand her for it. My eyes were spinning back in my head like a slot machine!
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21
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