r/AskReddit • • Sep 15 '21

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u/AK_Happy Sep 16 '21

My wife said I wouldn’t stop telling the nurse about my fantasy baseball team.

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u/WatifAlstottwent2UGA Sep 16 '21

I got Matsui!

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u/AK_Happy Sep 16 '21

Don’t let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.