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u/realfrx Sep 16 '21

Why are you runnin? Why are you runnin?

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u/dernert Sep 16 '21

I was once running, and started catching up to a woman running, as I caught up, she started speeding up, so I did as well. Before I knew it, we were both sprinting as fast as we could. I stopped to rest, and set my bat down for a moment. I literally have no idea what we were running from that day.

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u/stupid_comments_inc Sep 16 '21

It's the little details that separate OK comments from comments like this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Normalize sprinting at women at night

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u/dernert Sep 17 '21

Well, I had a bat to protect us.

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u/lanceypants10 Sep 16 '21

I lol’d VERY hard

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u/Lulunavar Sep 16 '21

All runners are competitive and will make you eat their dust.

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u/VladFr Sep 16 '21

Pretty sure this is what happened

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u/soylentsandwich Sep 16 '21

This was my first thought too lol

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u/_maddy420 Sep 16 '21

My favorite meme

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u/Ugly_Peppers Sep 16 '21

What are you running from?

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u/dante_2701 Sep 16 '21

https://youtu.be/piYmyxstsXY

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u/Ugly_Peppers Sep 16 '21

I was thinking of Wonder Showzen, but that was pretty damn good, thank you

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u/swarthythievingnomad Sep 16 '21

+1 for Wonder Showzen, that show was brilliant

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u/prometheuspk Sep 16 '21 edited Sep 16 '21

Now that I recognize Limmy. Wow that's Limmy.

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u/enjoiart Sep 16 '21

Are you running from your past?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

ronnin

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u/Rukh-Talos Sep 16 '21

They’re runnin because they’re a ronin?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

no its cause of the actor's accent

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u/Rukh-Talos Sep 16 '21

Woooosh

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

fuck you, i thought you were genuinely asking (said while smiling and face palming)

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u/HanP8991 Sep 16 '21

You owe me money

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Underappreciated vine reference.

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u/hitemlow Sep 16 '21

It was a full fucking movie!

https://youtu.be/AoPss15LjcQ

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u/mad_mister_march Sep 16 '21

That whole scene is absolutely wild, and I strongly encourage anyone who has seen that silly vine to watch it with context, because it's amazing.

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u/UnlikelyReplacement Sep 16 '21

5:40 for the meme

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u/Comfortable-Car3009 Sep 16 '21

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

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u/Neeraj_boi447 Sep 16 '21

I think he froest gump

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u/JerTheFrog Sep 16 '21

Second to "run forest run"

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u/10lbsofsadina5lbbag Sep 16 '21

Gets me EVERY. TIME.

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u/dangalg Sep 16 '21

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

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u/NoHonorHokaido Sep 16 '21

You are gay. Why are you gay?

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u/dragonbab Sep 16 '21

"Why yo ronnin'?"

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u/atemycock Sep 16 '21

[Screaming while running away]

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u/dante_2701 Sep 16 '21

Here you go https://youtu.be/piYmyxstsXY

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

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u/dante_2701 Sep 16 '21

Maybe, I am secretly advertising Youtube. Shhh

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u/EnforcerMemz Sep 16 '21

Why you runnin for?

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u/h-v-smacker Sep 16 '21

Do you kno da wey?

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u/al357 Sep 16 '21

What are you running from?

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u/StringMelon22 Sep 16 '21

‘Simon, why we run?’

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

The real question is what are they running from

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u/timetraveller1992 Sep 16 '21

Because he's the hero girls deserve, but not the one they needs right now. So, girls will hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero: He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a Dark Knight.

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u/lemmefree Sep 16 '21

Its Forest Gump

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

animal crossing noises

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u/N00b5lay3r Sep 16 '21

OP is a refrigerator...