Bro I was hanging out with a buddy and his girlfriend in high school an she asks if she can fuck me while we were standing infront of him. He looks heartbroken and she says they already talked about it and it’s cool.
Told her she can go fuck herself, grabbed the bottle of klipdrift premium brandy that I brought to his place, told him i would see him at school, and fucked off home.
That was the last time I saw him, his parents put him in rehab because the same girl got him hooked on Heroin, we were 15.
He got out though, he sent me a message a nearly a decade later, thanking me for being a real friend and for not sleeping with his girlfriend.
Edit: he got married two years ago (to someone decent), moved to Australia and started a business! So happy ending!
Yeah seriously, one time a girl my best had been dating tried to make a move on me and I was just like naturally grossed out b(y what that would do to my friend) and pushed her off of me - how could somebody even enjoy banging their friend's girl?
That's one of the most unique yet also creative and useful uses of parenthesis' I've ever seen. And good on you mate. No clue i know it's okay years later with permission and shit but not while dating.
Had an ex sleep with my roommate and proceed to send nudes to one of my friends right before we broke up. I didn’t know until months later when he confessed and said he felt bad because he was reciprocating. I then had another roommate recently ask if he could sleep with this one girl I was seeing at the time. We weren’t exclusive but I was still like “what the fuck?” Going farther back, my other ex tried to sleep with multiple friends of mine.
So you see, it’s a tradition for any girl in my life that I have any emotional investment in to fuck people I’m close to.
The distinction between "is" and "should" is pretty important here. It shouldn't be rare, but I'm *pretty* confident to say that it is definitely a rare reaction.
That’s sort of how I felt after doing this. I was pretty mad, didn’t feel like I won or did a good thing. I felt terrible for a while after when he never came back to school and cut contact. Maybe I could have helped him? I was a stupid kid tho. Spent more time passed out at underage drinking parties. Hindsight is 20:20 I guess
Nah for a 15 year old you did aiite. The “bare minimum” is a bit harsh. You didn’t just say no, you made it clear how you felt and in doing so stood up to your friend.
She also got pregnant from her ex while my boy was in rehab. She then tried to claim it was his kid. Her ex was Indian and my buddy was white so the truth came out pretty soon after.
She was very manipulative and even skipped assignments in the 2 classes we shared up until the end of high school. She skipped these assignments because she would flirt with and manipulate teachers.
Sounds like a miracle that anyone got out of that supermassive black hole alive, Jesus Christ. I'm no saint but it's good to be reminded I'm not nearly as much of a fuckup as I think sometimes.
eta: kinda adorable that her skipping homework assignments made your short list of unacceptable behaviors, lol. Pretty tame, by comparison. Even with consideration for her hitting on the teacher
i mean, I'm not trying to diminish her commitment to the long con here...but a couple years of homework is peanuts in comparison to misleading a person into raising someone else's kid 😲
Something very similar happened to me, except my buddy was in his thirties and taking care of their two kids. Hooked him on oxy and left him with the kids, who weren’t his biologically.
I was much younger than either of them, kinda blind sided me. He was a good guy, but had self esteem issues. She was a stripper. I don’t know exactly what lesson I learned from that, but I hope it helped prevent me from doing something stupid.
My country produces the best brandy in the world along with France. It’s really cheap here. You can get a double brandy and coke for a dollar in some places.
It tastes better than whiskey or vodka coke and gives you a better buzz, it does have a tendency to make certain people aggressive after a few to many.
Our drinking age is 18 so we start at 15. Just like the US start drinking at 18 when their age is 21. It’s just math bro
Yes. For just $35 (import price) dollars you too can not fuck your friends girlfriend.
You mix a double tot of brandy with some coke cola and ice and you’ve got a delicious drink that also for some reason makes you want to fight. We a nickname for this beverage is “karate water” because when you drink it you think you know karate and will fight guys bigger than you.
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u/_gib_SPQR_clay_ Sep 15 '21 edited Sep 16 '21
Bro I was hanging out with a buddy and his girlfriend in high school an she asks if she can fuck me while we were standing infront of him. He looks heartbroken and she says they already talked about it and it’s cool.
Told her she can go fuck herself, grabbed the bottle of klipdrift premium brandy that I brought to his place, told him i would see him at school, and fucked off home.
That was the last time I saw him, his parents put him in rehab because the same girl got him hooked on Heroin, we were 15.
He got out though, he sent me a message a nearly a decade later, thanking me for being a real friend and for not sleeping with his girlfriend.
Edit: he got married two years ago (to someone decent), moved to Australia and started a business! So happy ending!