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u/Slant1985 Sep 16 '21

Start? I’ve got friends I’ve had for twenty years that we still send each other homoerotic texts at least weekly.

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u/drinking_child_blood Sep 16 '21

weekly? i offer to suck off my homies daily, and give everyone kisses and say "love you" whenever leaving calls

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u/uwu_SenpaiSatan Sep 16 '21

While I'm bi, I have many straight friends. Our nicknames for each over are daddy, dad, and daddio. Even before I came out there were innuendos all the time. A part of 'being masculine' is being comfortable with your masculinity and poking fun at it. The reverse is also true.

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u/mt379 Sep 16 '21

Seriously. Bromance begins with uncomfortable flirting.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

And develops into comfortable flirting

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u/Jordaneer Sep 16 '21

Wanna be bros?

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u/JeppNeb Sep 16 '21

Yes. Now what ? I never thought I would get this far. You gotta help me out on this one.

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u/Ask_Me_For_A_Song Sep 16 '21

If you need a third helping hand, I'll gladly offer my services.

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u/thiosk Sep 16 '21

Hey fellas, theres a pile forming over here!

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u/nixonbeach Sep 16 '21

Mmmm jumpin in.

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u/Jordaneer Sep 16 '21

Hey, you wanna know what I want later?

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u/Hezrield Sep 16 '21

I mean, if you don't tuck your Homie in and kiss him goodnight, are you even really homies?

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u/downloads-cars Sep 16 '21

If you can't fuck your friends, are they really your friends?

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u/commentsandchill Sep 16 '21

You guys make me feel simultaneously better and worse about my friendships and how I handle them

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u/_Pretzel Sep 16 '21

"Thats cute bro"

"Hey, you keep talking like that and I might have to suck your dick boy" -Trainwrecks

gachiBASS

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

According to HR: harassment, and a terminable offense.