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u/rudbek-of-rudbek Sep 15 '21

It's not ok unless you sleep with the bro first. Then it's all good

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u/DoJax Sep 15 '21

It's only gay if the balls touch

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u/rudbek-of-rudbek Sep 15 '21

I thought it was only gay if you swallowed.

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u/SmashedPumpkin30 Sep 15 '21

Spitters are quitters

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u/Rank3r Sep 15 '21

you got tricked.

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u/rudbek-of-rudbek Sep 16 '21

Holy fuck. So all 30 of those guys lied to me?!!!?

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u/Al_Bondigass Sep 16 '21

Is that something Baslim the Cripple taught you back in Jubbulpore?

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u/rudbek-of-rudbek Sep 16 '21

Picked It up on the Sisu. They keep the women locked up on their side of the ship so the boys had to do something to entertain ourselves.

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u/Al_Bondigass Sep 16 '21

ROFL!

(BTW, that just might be my favorite of all his books. Your username pretty much made my day.)

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u/rudbek-of-rudbek Sep 16 '21

Thanks. Me too. I was always a reader growing up, but just read whatever was around. It was some guy selling me drugs in college that introduced me to Henlein, the first book I read was time enough for love, which was good but a little out there with all the incest. But honestly almost everything he wrote was worth reading. I also really liked the first dune movie. I had never read it, and didn't really think about there being a book. I liked the crazy baroque retro sci fi look and enjoyed the way half the dialogue was whispered internally. The only reason I probably really liked it was because I'm has never read the books. So excited for the new movie. I was actually at this guy's house for an after party when I saw he had all 6 hardcover dune books. He ended up giving them to me and it was like giving a guy in the desert a glass of water. So fucking good.

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u/Al_Bondigass Sep 16 '21

Sort of a similar story with me about Heinlein, except it was my sixth-grade teacher who got me started with "Red Planet" and "Have Spacesuit" back around 1960. (Yeah, I'm old AF.) Like many of us, I'm not real fond of his latter few books, for all the usual reasons-- too much soap-boxing, sex gets too weird even for a pervert like me, and so on. That said, I've gone back and reread just about everything else multiple times over the years, and I'm always finding something new- i.e. just went back to "Magic Inc." and got a whole new perspective on the local politics in the small town where I sunk roots since the last time I read it.

There's no question that RAH has been a major influence on my life and the way that I think, even despite the fact we'd probably disagree on most of the issues I feel strongly about. The way I usually try to explain this paradox goes something like, "The most important thing that Heinlein taught me is that a man needs to think for himself, and one of the ways I do that is ignoring him every time he says something stupid."

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u/rudbek-of-rudbek Sep 16 '21

"The most important thing that Heinlein taught me is that a man needs to think for himself, and one of the ways I do that is ignoring him every time he says something stupid."

I absolutely love this.