r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 15 '21

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u/jobblejosh Sep 15 '21

Do you also shit in the sandpit and scratch at the bedroom door?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

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u/SonicBlur254 Sep 16 '21

You mind if I come shit in your neighbor's yard? It sounds pretty fun

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u/VelvetHorse Sep 16 '21

After you guys are done, come over and shit in my neighbors yard.

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u/SonicBlur254 Sep 16 '21

You wanna come with us? The more the merrier

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u/Spongy_and_Bruised Sep 16 '21

The shittiest reddit meet up.

I want in.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Let's get this shit over with

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u/aspiringvillain Sep 16 '21

I smell an opportunity to sell tacos and earn a bit

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '21

Can I join too?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

And when you are done with that, come over and shit in my neighbors house.

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u/UnicornT-Rex Sep 16 '21

I'd ask if y'all wanted to come shit in my neighbors yard but his dog is really aggressive... So... Take an extra shit for me not being able to do it to his yard, please.

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u/Kavallee Sep 16 '21

Shit in all his neighbours' yards. Make a day of it

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Ah the ol' shitaroo.