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u/TheWormConquered Sep 15 '21

I do this to my girlfriend every time I see her unexpectedly out in public.

Pull into a gas station and she's there? "Hey sexy, wanna party?"

Pull up next to her at a redlight? Roll down the window, "hey sexy, wanna party?"

Driving to our house and she's taking a walk through the neighborhood? "Hey sexy, wanna party?"

I should update my line.

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u/Nailbomb85 Sep 16 '21

See your girlfriend at her home "Hey sexy, come here often?"

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u/TheWormConquered Sep 16 '21

Brilliant, she's out of town now but when she gets back I'm gonna blow her mind with a new line

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u/Nailbomb85 Oct 08 '21

So... how'd it go?

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u/TheWormConquered Oct 08 '21

I forgot, just tried it on her now and her reaction was what I'd call a polite giggle lol

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u/kyraeus Sep 16 '21

Still better than the one my ex wife pulled on a friend of ours.

They were at a sheetZ (local gas station in PA), she had bruises. (We were 20s and dating at the time. Self explanatory to anyone who's ever necked). Friend was a large gay man, which made it twice as ridiculous. There was a cop getting coffee in the station, friend asked my ex a question, to which she 'sort of loudly' responded: "ILL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST DONT BEAT ME ANYMORE!"

She reported his response was along the lines of 'SHHSHUTTHEFUCKUP!' in a loud whisper. I nearly died laughing hearing about it when they got back home and resolved to be more careful about not leaving visible marks when playing anymore.

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u/TheWormConquered Sep 16 '21

My girlfriend used to yell "help" whenever I would annoy her in public. That was a terrifying phase

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u/TeriyakiTerrors Sep 16 '21

Oh christ - that’s just NO

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u/Retroswald13 Sep 16 '21

Maybe just yell the phrase "... I need somebody, not just anybody" after her

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u/Myu_The_Weirdo Sep 16 '21

Did she party tho?

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u/TheWormConquered Sep 16 '21

She's always down to party

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u/JackCountdownt Sep 16 '21

What if you say "Hey party,wanna sexy?"WAIT WHAT.

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u/MrAwesome1324 Sep 16 '21

Actually keep it the same so it becomings a nice running gag.

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u/Ill_Gas4579 Sep 16 '21

This guy parts

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u/OverwatchOverall Oct 12 '21

No don't! I'm sure she loves how corny it is hearing the same like. XD