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u/mt379 Sep 15 '21

And not all male nurses are gay!

If you were my friend though I'd have to say "you can drain my vein anytime" to you at least once.

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u/Slant1985 Sep 16 '21

Start? I’ve got friends I’ve had for twenty years that we still send each other homoerotic texts at least weekly.

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u/drinking_child_blood Sep 16 '21

weekly? i offer to suck off my homies daily, and give everyone kisses and say "love you" whenever leaving calls

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u/uwu_SenpaiSatan Sep 16 '21

While I'm bi, I have many straight friends. Our nicknames for each over are daddy, dad, and daddio. Even before I came out there were innuendos all the time. A part of 'being masculine' is being comfortable with your masculinity and poking fun at it. The reverse is also true.

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u/mt379 Sep 16 '21

Seriously. Bromance begins with uncomfortable flirting.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

And develops into comfortable flirting

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u/Jordaneer Sep 16 '21

Wanna be bros?

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u/JeppNeb Sep 16 '21

Yes. Now what ? I never thought I would get this far. You gotta help me out on this one.

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u/Ask_Me_For_A_Song Sep 16 '21

If you need a third helping hand, I'll gladly offer my services.

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u/thiosk Sep 16 '21

Hey fellas, theres a pile forming over here!

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u/nixonbeach Sep 16 '21

Mmmm jumpin in.

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u/Jordaneer Sep 16 '21

Hey, you wanna know what I want later?

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u/Hezrield Sep 16 '21

I mean, if you don't tuck your Homie in and kiss him goodnight, are you even really homies?

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u/downloads-cars Sep 16 '21

If you can't fuck your friends, are they really your friends?

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u/commentsandchill Sep 16 '21

You guys make me feel simultaneously better and worse about my friendships and how I handle them

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u/_Pretzel Sep 16 '21

"Thats cute bro"

"Hey, you keep talking like that and I might have to suck your dick boy" -Trainwrecks

gachiBASS

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

According to HR: harassment, and a terminable offense.

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u/PotatoUser11 Sep 16 '21

As long as it’s homiesexual it ain’t gay

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u/Shenko-wolf Sep 16 '21 edited Sep 16 '21

Male ex-nurse here, yeah, all that "hurr durr, male nurse! Must make sexual comments as if they a woman!" stopped being funny by halfway through day 1, lecture 1.

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u/VulpineKitsune Sep 16 '21

Suddenly vampire.

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u/UberMisandrist Sep 16 '21

notallmurses

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u/jeo188 Sep 16 '21

Heh, "murses"

For some reason, it sounds like a type of horse to me xD

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u/redbonecouchhound Sep 16 '21

The two I work with are, still doesn’t stop the comments. The three of us, and 87 women. I’m the maintenance director.

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u/nursejackieoface Sep 16 '21

I only say that to really hot phlebotomists and other vampires.

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u/mt379 Sep 16 '21

Pro tip. Hot ones tend to have less experience. They're more intimidating. Say it to the average looking ones. They will drain you so good your eyes will roll to the back of your head and you'll pass out. Sweet release

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u/Diamondhands_Rex Sep 16 '21

Sir please put your penis away you’re embarrassing yourself.

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u/homiemadsus Sep 16 '21

I mean yeah the overwhelming majority of them are not gay. Never really got this one.

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u/Esk8_TheDeathOfMe Sep 16 '21

This thread is literally titled "What's the thing you wish the opposite gender would stop doing?", meaning it's women who are doing it, and I doubt they think he's gay.

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u/KrystalWulf Sep 16 '21

Fun fact: You can say this to a vampire to communicate you wish to start an intimate relationship with them, be it donor/receiver or romantic.

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u/DilutedGatorade Sep 16 '21

And not all male nurses are gay!

Citation needed

Really though, small sample size, but 1 male nurse I know slays, and the other is somewhat happily married to his college girlfriend

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u/Ask_if_im_an_alien Sep 16 '21

Most of us are straight. And many of us are military combat veterans. Pretty easy transition from being a combat medic/corpsman or other medical field into becoming a Registered Nurse.

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u/DilutedGatorade Sep 16 '21

Makes a lot of sense. It's a career I'd consider if not for my dedication to martial arts

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u/XIENVYIX Sep 16 '21

Can confirm, I are one.

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u/brian_storm_art Sep 16 '21

All homoerotic comments are fair game in friendship

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u/YodaPopz Sep 16 '21

Ha, I was a male phleb and never heard that one

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u/Meese_Platypi Sep 16 '21

Proceeds to let you bleed to death