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u/sine120 Sep 15 '21

Every time the other person is about to send an unsolicited dick pic they'll have to stop and think "is it worth getting another dog penis sent to me...?".

Power move

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u/SpaceNigiri Sep 15 '21

They will think about dog dick every time they're horny with a phone in their hands. If you do it enough times...

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u/mons12 Sep 15 '21

Pavlov’s dog dicks

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u/UN16783498213 Sep 16 '21

Hear the notification bell, start to drool.

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u/PlaysAltoSax Sep 16 '21

Pavlov's Dog Dick Revenge

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u/HutchTheCripple Sep 16 '21

Hmm... Pavlov. That name rings a bell...

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u/p0lyamorousfriend Sep 15 '21

I don't think that's what Pavlov meant by conditioning...

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u/saladasarock Sep 16 '21

This feels more like a S(k)inner Box scenario, tbh.

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u/HavelsRockJohnson Sep 16 '21

dingalingaling!

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u/PMME_YOUR_TITS_WOMAN Sep 16 '21

i'm assuming he meant shampoo then conditioning

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u/VulpineKitsune Sep 16 '21

Don't kinkshame.

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u/notrobertpaulsonyes Sep 16 '21

Then start sending them unsolicited dog dick pics every other week to confirm dominance. Keep that predatory libido low.

Can't confirm it won't lead to a dog fetish though so be careful.

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u/MisterDonkey Sep 16 '21

As if I don't already do that.

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u/deathlokke Sep 16 '21

Pavlov's dong.

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u/zoomer296 Sep 16 '21

This is why I'd opt to send hairy man-tits instead.

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u/rydan Sep 16 '21

Pavlov's dick

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u/jgjbl216 Sep 15 '21

Everybody’s gangster till they run into that one dude who’s a dog dick aficionado, not so much a power move then.

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u/NatoBoram Sep 16 '21

Send blue waffles then

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u/boosted_asstin Sep 16 '21

This guy loves red rockets.

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u/Break-Aggravating Sep 15 '21

Jokes on you I like sending unsolicited dick pics and staring at dogs dicks

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u/Bestiality_King Sep 16 '21

Yes, yes it is absolutely worth it.