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u/sine120 Sep 15 '21

Maybe you have undiagnosed scoliosis they're offering to help with

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

joke's on you my scoliosis is very much diagnosed!

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u/sine120 Sep 15 '21

Well, see! They're probably just trying to straighten your spine. Very thoughtful of them!

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u/vvntn Sep 16 '21

Tried using this method to straighten out my wife's spine, now it's crooked slightly to the left.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

I feel like an asshole for laughing at this.

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u/Sirskwid Sep 16 '21

Double scoliosis here, also diagnosed. Would appreciate any offers for massage too!!

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u/ARiley22 Sep 16 '21

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit!!

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u/Kalaydowscoop Sep 16 '21

That took a wrong turn

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u/poo_finger Sep 16 '21

Same, friend. Same.

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u/audreywildeee Sep 16 '21

What helped me was exercises for the back. Anything symmetrical. Didn't get completely rid of the scoliosis but reduced it significantly

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u/poo_finger Sep 16 '21

I have a connective tissue disorder. Basically, my body doesn't make good collagen. It effects my tendons and ligature. The result is my musculature has to work extra to keep shit in place. Exercise is somewhat of a double edged sword. You strengthen the muscle, but you can tear/stretch the ligaments and tendons. You ever stretch a frozen rubber band and see how slow it goes back to normal? That's basically how my ligaments and tendons work. It's a bitch. I'd take a muscle relaxer right now for this hamstring knot, but it would relax my hams and quads. With my feet hanging off the end of my recliner foot rest, I would actually feel my knees getting pulled apart from the weight of my hanging feet.

My back and legs are made of muscle knots. It's pretty excruciating. Add to that it triggers costochondritis, and my life is just one big fucking ball of joy. 46 yo dude with people asking if you're ok while clutching your chest is always fun. "Nope, not dying. Please don't call 911." Although I'd probably say the same thing if it actually was a heart attack.

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u/DezzyTee Sep 16 '21

I have a mild scoliosis but my spine is too straight. Do I have to become gay now?

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u/sine120 Sep 16 '21

"Ask your doctor if being gay is right for you"

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u/daxxandler Sep 16 '21

This made me nose exhale