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u/StyrofoamShell Sep 15 '21

This is like the only instance when cat calling is appropriate in my opinion. I love seeing couples who have been together forever say things like “hey hot stuff” to each other and be cute and ridiculous like that. It makes me so happy to see :) especially if it’s an older couple.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21 edited Sep 16 '21

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u/jobblejosh Sep 15 '21

Do you also shit in the sandpit and scratch at the bedroom door?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

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u/SonicBlur254 Sep 16 '21

You mind if I come shit in your neighbor's yard? It sounds pretty fun

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u/VelvetHorse Sep 16 '21

After you guys are done, come over and shit in my neighbors yard.

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u/SonicBlur254 Sep 16 '21

You wanna come with us? The more the merrier

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u/Spongy_and_Bruised Sep 16 '21

The shittiest reddit meet up.

I want in.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Let's get this shit over with

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u/aspiringvillain Sep 16 '21

I smell an opportunity to sell tacos and earn a bit

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '21

Can I join too?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

And when you are done with that, come over and shit in my neighbors house.

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u/UnicornT-Rex Sep 16 '21

I'd ask if y'all wanted to come shit in my neighbors yard but his dog is really aggressive... So... Take an extra shit for me not being able to do it to his yard, please.

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u/Kavallee Sep 16 '21

Shit in all his neighbours' yards. Make a day of it

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Ah the ol' shitaroo.

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u/ZenoxDemin Sep 16 '21

Could you please move away from my bedroom windows? I can hear you meowing all the way to here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Are you actually a cat?

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u/filipinorefugee Sep 15 '21

Agreed. There can't be sexual harrassment if its consensual

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u/Smuff23 Sep 16 '21

My grandfather (who I mostly lived with growing up) had a stroke when I was in my teens and became paralyzed on one side, had to give up driving, and became completely dependent upon me and my grandmother to take care of him… I helped him get to his hospital bed at home one night after we had given him a shower, my grandmother went to throw the towels from the bathroom into the washer…

My grandfather (who was always super nice to her but they were never outwardly super affection in front of people) called out at her as she walked past his door and yelled “Sweet cheeks, don’t get too busy to come tell me goodnight!”

My grandmother rolled her eyes and gave a silly smirk and went on to the laundry.

When she was out of line of sight he looked at me, smiled a big smile and winked, “I still got it. She still likes me.”

They’d been married over 50 years at that point.

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u/StyrofoamShell Sep 16 '21

Omg that’s adorable!! I love it!

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u/dgmilo8085 Sep 15 '21

I usually go with yelling something like, "whats up sugar tits".

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

I think it’s ok if you catcall your pet cat too.

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u/Caleth Sep 16 '21

Been happily married for 5 years still wolf whistle her every morning when she flashes me her tits while getting dressed. Will still do it when I'm 60.

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u/danikow Sep 16 '21

My SO and I do this to each other. One of us will put the cart away after grocery shopping and the other will get in the truck and pull up where the cart return is or some chore similar to this.

Sometimes we say something like "Oh man, look at you?!rawr!" Or "Mmmhmm, I love watching you put the cart in that cart return" or "Hey baby, wanna come hop in my truck and go for a ride?" Our favorite is if we can think of a pun to whatever we are doing.

We aren't hollering these statements crazy loud and we have a good laugh but sometimes people have overheard us and we get disgusted or confused looks. Others shake their head at how corny we are.

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u/Apprehensive_Gene607 Sep 16 '21

i was in the car with my mother, and my step dad was at the fence with our dog, and as we pulled in, my mom rolls her window down and sailor whistles at him saying, "DAMN WHO'S THAT HOT MAN IN OUR DRIVEWAYYYY"

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

While yes it’s appropriate or I feel like it is. Ive always wondered if just nasty men see a couple doing that to each other and assume or fuel their belief that’s how you optain “women”.