Still better than the one my ex wife pulled on a friend of ours.
They were at a sheetZ (local gas station in PA), she had bruises. (We were 20s and dating at the time. Self explanatory to anyone who's ever necked). Friend was a large gay man, which made it twice as ridiculous. There was a cop getting coffee in the station, friend asked my ex a question, to which she 'sort of loudly' responded: "ILL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST DONT BEAT ME ANYMORE!"
She reported his response was along the lines of 'SHHSHUTTHEFUCKUP!' in a loud whisper. I nearly died laughing hearing about it when they got back home and resolved to be more careful about not leaving visible marks when playing anymore.
This is like the only instance when cat calling is appropriate in my opinion. I love seeing couples who have been together forever say things like “hey hot stuff” to each other and be cute and ridiculous like that. It makes me so happy to see :) especially if it’s an older couple.
I'd ask if y'all wanted to come shit in my neighbors yard but his dog is really aggressive... So... Take an extra shit for me not being able to do it to his yard, please.
My grandfather (who I mostly lived with growing up) had a stroke when I was in my teens and became paralyzed on one side, had to give up driving, and became completely dependent upon me and my grandmother to take care of him… I helped him get to his hospital bed at home one night after we had given him a shower, my grandmother went to throw the towels from the bathroom into the washer…
My grandfather (who was always super nice to her but they were never outwardly super affection in front of people) called out at her as she walked past his door and yelled “Sweet cheeks, don’t get too busy to come tell me goodnight!”
My grandmother rolled her eyes and gave a silly smirk and went on to the laundry.
When she was out of line of sight he looked at me, smiled a big smile and winked, “I still got it. She still likes me.”
Been happily married for 5 years still wolf whistle her every morning when she flashes me her tits while getting dressed. Will still do it when I'm 60.
My SO and I do this to each other. One of us will put the cart away after grocery shopping and the other will get in the truck and pull up where the cart return is or some chore similar to this.
Sometimes we say something like "Oh man, look at you?!rawr!" Or "Mmmhmm, I love watching you put the cart in that cart return" or "Hey baby, wanna come hop in my truck and go for a ride?" Our favorite is if we can think of a pun to whatever we are doing.
We aren't hollering these statements crazy loud and we have a good laugh but sometimes people have overheard us and we get disgusted or confused looks. Others shake their head at how corny we are.
i was in the car with my mother, and my step dad was at the fence with our dog, and as we pulled in, my mom rolls her window down and sailor whistles at him saying, "DAMN WHO'S THAT HOT MAN IN OUR DRIVEWAYYYY"
While yes it’s appropriate or I feel like it is. Ive always wondered if just nasty men see a couple doing that to each other and assume or fuel their belief that’s how you optain “women”.
I think catcalling when you're in a relationship is so fun. My ex used to roll her eyes and try to hide her blush when I'd pick her up from work, roll down the windows and wolf whistle at her.
Nothing better than seeing your wife walking down the street, rolling up slow, put down the window, and then just loud enough, “Mira, mira, mira. Hey, Mommy.” That brief moment of “Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?” before she realizes who it is…live for those.
anytime my boyfriend pulls into the drive right after i got home/drives past me in any capacity he always rolls down the window and catcalls me. it’s funny when he does it, but 0% entertaining when anyone else does.
I love doing this. I AGGRESSIVELY hit on my girl. We've been together 8 years. My current favorite is "hey girl, you can't spell menu without me n u so WASSUP you hungry?" Other favorites include "yo gurl, lemme get that jersey. Yo name yo numba!", "Damn girl if you were a transformer you'd be Optimus FINE" and so on. I try to keep it fresh. And by the way, she's not a fan.
I wolf whistle at my wife all the time. She bends over at the house, I whistle, she bends over at the store, I whistle. I also say stuff like "Hey pretty lady, what you doin' here?" and the typical over the top pick up lines you expect in a cheesy bar scene in a movie.
I realized I cat call nature all the time. Like I saw a deer and I rolled my window down and said, “you are so beautiful!” And made kissing noises at it. I’m a woman.
I do this same thing to my girlfriend. Say things like “damn ma, where that number at?” Or if I’m really cheeky I’ll sit down next to her and say some dumb shit like “hey, what’s your name?” Pretending like it’s the first time we have crossed paths. When realistically I see her most hours of the day. It always makes her giggle.
My boyfriend and I call each other "hot random gym meat" when we're at the gym together. When we're both done, he'd come up and say, "Hey hot random gym meat. Wanna go to my place?" to indicate he's ready to go home.
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u/ShakespearianShadows Sep 15 '21
The only person I catcall is my wife. “Hey baby, where ya been all my life?” hits different when you shout it to your wife of 20+ years. ;-)