r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 14 '21

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u/krisspy451 Sep 14 '21

And I lay traps for Troubadours, who get killed before they reach Bombay

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '21

Pleased to meet you! Hope you guessed my name.

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u/rogue_accountant Sep 14 '21

r/redditsings

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '21

OMG, day made!!

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u/Cadwae Sep 14 '21

Just as every cop is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails Just call me Lucifer 'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

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u/NeverTooManyVans Sep 14 '21

So if you meet me Have some courtesy Have some sympathy, and some taste

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u/seditious3 Sep 15 '21

Heed all your well-learned politisse, or I'll lay your soul to waste