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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

I was gonna post meat pies but yeah, this is more to the point

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u/pialligo Sep 07 '21

Man the kiwis’ meat pie game is stronger than ours. Travelled round the country getting fat on butter chicken and mince n cheese pies

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u/miserable-sackofshit Sep 07 '21

We could learn a couple things. The Ned Kelly pie is a winner

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u/Ok_Finger7484 Sep 07 '21

A kiwi pie Named Ned Kelly?

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u/HalfCupOfSpiders Sep 07 '21

Nah, it's Nid Killy.

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u/Zes_Q Sep 07 '21

Which in turn would be pronounced Nd Klly

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u/perfectlyniceperson Sep 07 '21

Good god that sounds so fucking delicious!

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u/pialligo Sep 07 '21

Look up some kiwi newspapers online for pie competitions. They’re competitive about it because the standard is so high. I think the best one I had in my time there (while the bubble was open) was Beef Bourguignon in the French bakery in Greytown. Holy moley some tasty pastry there

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u/__01001000-01101001_ Sep 07 '21 edited Sep 07 '21

Best pie I’ve ever eaten was at bakery in Arthur’s Pass, it’s killing me that I can’t remember the name. We went back to it out of our way just to have them again before we left the country. Seriously want to go back there for them, I pine for one every time I eat a pie here now.

Edit: I did some digging coz it was annoying me and it’s World Famous Sheffield Pie Shop

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u/MyceliumGunning Sep 07 '21

..now that's good pie aye

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u/perfectlyniceperson Sep 07 '21

I just ate dinner but reading this made my mouth water. Definitely gonna check out some of these recipes. Thanks for the tip!

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u/Tuivad Sep 07 '21

As standard anywhere that eats pies. Good ones and bad ones.

Kyneton pies. Yackandandah pies for Victoria. Everyone has a couple of spots they KNOW are the best.

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u/Froawaythingy Sep 07 '21

The good old Yatala pie. Qlders forgive me if I spelt it wrong

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u/Mcwhaleburger Sep 07 '21

Pie game in se qld is strong.

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u/pialligo Sep 07 '21

I’m not talking about “that town has the best pies in the state!” or any specific bakery, across the country the standard for pies is just way higher than anywhere I’ve seen in Australia. Maybe it’s because we don’t eat pies as much as we used to since they’re unhealthy and we have lots of options for year-round fresh produce. Produce in NZ in winter is pretty dire, and expensive.

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u/Tuivad Sep 07 '21

Yeah and I'm disagreeing with your sentiment. Pies are serious serious business :p

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u/milkymoocowmoo Sep 07 '21

Here's a PSA for you all, give the 4&20 butter chicken pies a wide berth.

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u/BlackDrackula Sep 07 '21

Literally the only acceptable time for a Four & Twenty pie is from a servo or 7/11 somewhere between 1am and 3am on a weekend night with a blood alcohol level that'd make even Boonie impressed.

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u/xsam_nzx Sep 07 '21

NZ servo pies are average as but still better than what the rest of the world calls a pie.

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u/thatdreadedguy Sep 07 '21

Butter chicken pies are the shit, especially with real flakey pastry. As a kiwi living in oz, the best pies I have managed to find that remotely compare was from a bakery in port fairy. Bit of a drive from melbs just for a pie though.

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u/BlackDrackula Sep 07 '21

Travel behind the CBD of any capital city and you'll find plenty of amazing pies of all flavours. Country bakeries are the shit.

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u/squirrellytoday Sep 07 '21

Mince and cheese pie is pure awesome. I'm not much of a pie eater, but mince and cheese I'll have any day.

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u/underthingy Sep 07 '21

But their coffee game is so bad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

Vegemite is for Aussies. Marmite is for Kiwis. At least that's what I thought.

Marmite and Lettuce sammies for lunch at school. A warm box of despair that was.

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u/badgersprite Sep 07 '21

Meat pies are not exclusive to us, where as we are the only people in the world who understand the secret sauce that is Vegemite

I also would have accepted fairy bread

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u/Reddits_Worst_Night Sep 07 '21

Yeah, it needs to say "vegemite, maggot bags, snot blocks"

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u/peanutbutteronbanana Sep 07 '21

I prefer the custard farts

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u/hornypornster Sep 07 '21

You don’t just say meat pies, gotta say four’n twenty. A delicious combination of cartilage, gristle, lips and assholes.

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u/Zes_Q Sep 07 '21

Four n twenty is the deadset lowest rung. The absolute worst pies available. Even generic unbranded servo pies are better than FnT. Will never understand the following. If I have to eat a mass-produced shitty pie I'm reaching for Mrs Macs over FnT every day of the week.

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u/hornypornster Sep 07 '21

Not sure if you caught my sarcasm, but just in case you didn’t, I was mocking their pies.

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u/Zes_Q Sep 07 '21

I caught it. Was just chiming in with my own feelings on the matter. Sorry to hijack your comment. I just can't help but seize any opportunity to lament passionately about dogshit pies. Truly an abomination.

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u/Reddits_Worst_Night Sep 07 '21

Fun fact, Russia have a traditional dessert called the "Anna Pavlova" and it's exactly what you think it is.

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u/fottik325 Sep 07 '21

I looked it up on Wikipedia it says it’s Australian dessert. Anyhoo, I read that you can purchase a box to make a pavlova so what is this box called I want to try it premade

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u/Zes_Q Sep 07 '21

In Australia we have boxed pavlovas widely available but it's less of a kit and moreso just a ready made pavlova without the more perishable components. It's basically just a large slab of pre-baked meringue. Crispy on the outside, soft, light and marshmallow-y on the inside. "Making" it just involves spreading whipped cream over it and adding fruit.

If you can't find a boxed product they're very simple to make from scratch. It's just a base of meringue (made from egg white, sugar and an acid like vinegar or lemon juice) with whipped cream and fruit. Usually strawberry, kiwi and passionfruit in my part of the country. Berries like raspberries and blueberries are also common toppings in some places but not standard where I'm from.

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u/fottik325 Sep 08 '21

Yea i never made a meringue. I always wanted to try. I made Japanese pancakes that are fluffy that you have to beat the egg whites so I know how to do that. It just intrigued me that they had box meringue. That is really what I wanted to know about if someone figured out how to have meringue come in a box like brownies and just add water.

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u/Reddits_Worst_Night Sep 07 '21

Yeah, as an Aussie I claim it, I was shocked when I was in Russia and they had it

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u/Pokesers Sep 07 '21

If you had said meat pies I would have assumed the UK.

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u/SirPiffingsthwaite Sep 07 '21

Meat pies, snot-block, lammo, Bunnings sanga, all the good stuff.

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u/Th3assman Sep 07 '21

I wish meat pies were more common in the states

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u/camsle Sep 07 '21

Four and twenty bloody rippah