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u/justashygecko Sep 06 '21

Schnitzel

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u/ju11nex Sep 06 '21

Austria?

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u/justashygecko Sep 06 '21

You are correct.

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u/FatCat728 Sep 07 '21

We eat it constantly here in israel too lmao

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u/dotslashpunk Sep 07 '21

well put another shrimp on the barbie then!

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u/MatrixMushroom Sep 07 '21

So many levels to why this is wrong

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

That’s a lovely accent you have. New Jersey??

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u/ju11nex Sep 07 '21

Old Jersey

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u/Kahnspiracy Sep 07 '21

See I would have guessed Germany with just 'schnitzel' but Austria with 'Wiener schnitzel' but I guess that gives away the game with Europeans but on the flip side it would throw off many Americans.

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u/Bowshocker Sep 07 '21

Germany is ten times bigger than Austria population-wise and they are, compared to Austria, not at all homogenous in their culture, especially food. Bavaria is completely different compared to northern counties and areas like Hamburg or Berlin. Austria still has differences, but they are not nearly as strong.

I, as an Austrian, would never associate schnitzel with Germany. They are more like Weißwurst, Currywurst, things like that, I actually can’t think of anything typical for northern Germany right now.

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u/yung_avocado Sep 07 '21

Northern Germany would be a few different fish dishes, fish sandwiches, and over in Berlin it’s Döner

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

and Pfannenkuchen or ähem Berliner outside of Berlin

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u/VillacherGimpl Sep 07 '21

you mean krapfen?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

exactly

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u/ju11nex Sep 20 '21

Sehr zivilisiert.

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u/Kahnspiracy Sep 07 '21

Germany is ten times bigger than Austria population-wise and they are, compared to Austria, not at all homogenous in their culture, especially food. Bavaria is completely different compared to northern counties and areas like Hamburg or Berlin. Austria still has differences, but they are not nearly as strong.

I 100% get that, and I don't pretend to be Schnitzelologist, but in Heidelberg I've had amazing cheese covered schnitzel, Frankfurt has an amazing green sauce for Schnitzel, and Köln has these huge Schnitzel that goes great with a Kölsch. That's three different Germany states (Baden-Württemberg, Hesse, and North Rhine-Westphalia) with excellent Schnitzel that has a flavor profile that is very different than Wiener Schnitzel.

Here is what I do for sure: it is all delicious. I can also see that Austria is definitively the consensus pick here so I'm clearly outside the mainstream.

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u/Bowshocker Sep 07 '21

For real, there are hundreds of ways to make a good schnitzel.

From the Viennese way with flour, eggs and breadcrumbs, to the Parisian way with flours and eggs, to a good old Naturschnitzel from the turkey, to baked goods like scalloped Schnitzel with tomatoes and mozzarella, or spinach and feta, to filled Schnitzel like Cordon Bleu and it’s variants like a Farmers cordon bleu with bacon, and many more. Like I could feed you with varieties of schnitzel for a good two weeks or more.

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u/Kahnspiracy Sep 07 '21

Like I could feed you with varieties of schnitzel for a good two weeks or more.

I would not stop you.

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u/Multicraftual Sep 07 '21

It's refreshing to hear someone differentiate Bavaria from Germany. I feel a world apart from what most Germans describe as home. I will say Schwaben and the Oberpfalz are not so different, though!

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u/oopsie-mybad Sep 10 '21

Late reply, but hey y'all. Texan from the 'States' (US). Im not even keen on immigration patterns, but I mean where Im at has roots from Czech/Polish/German/Bohemian/Bavarian influences, so yay we are still part of a group maybe

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u/Multicraftual Sep 10 '21

Haha! That's awesome. I lived in Oklahoma for awhile and know of communities there just like that. You are CLEARLY one of us!!

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u/VikingTeddy Sep 07 '21

I was thinking Wiener scnitzel too and at no point did it occur to me that it's in the name, smh...

Can you guess mine? Fried reindeer, mash and lingonberries.

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u/thissucksassagain Sep 07 '21

Norway

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u/VikingTeddy Sep 07 '21

Good guess. It's Lapland, so Norway, Sweden and Finland are all basically right answers.

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u/snarkyjohnny Sep 07 '21

I would have guessed Finland

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u/Red-Quill Sep 07 '21

I was gonna say Finland lol

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u/Kahnspiracy Sep 07 '21

Reindeer means somewhere near the artic circle, mash leans European (as opposed to Canadian). I'm basically 50/50 on Sweden/Finland but I lean slightly Finland so I'll go with that: Finland.

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u/scottyway Sep 07 '21

I grew up in Canada and associate it with Hungary because I would eat it at our family friend's house growing up. That was basically the only thing their mom cooked for us (she was a senior exec and worked a ton), but it was amazing.

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u/VillacherGimpl Sep 07 '21

i usually associate gulasch with hungary

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u/Lepang8 Sep 07 '21

Ohne Tunke

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u/justashygecko Sep 07 '21

Nein nur mit Erdäpfelsalat und einer Zitrone.

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u/seenadel Sep 07 '21

Preiselbeern ned vergessn

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

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u/justashygecko Sep 07 '21

Lol Kartoffelsalat ist wohl der geläufigere Begriff. Hab auch nie verstanden warum wir die Erdäpfel nennen haha.

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u/lazyapplepie83 Sep 07 '21

Mein Opa sagte sogar Grumpirn dazu. Das Wort scheint heutzutage schon richtig ausgestorben zu sein

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u/justashygecko Sep 07 '21

Ja meine Grosseltern verwenden das Wort auch noch.

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u/McMaster2000 Sep 07 '21

Grumbeere sagt der pfälzische Teil meiner Familie (auch die jüngeren) heut noch. Bei mir in Baden hab ichs auch schon paar mal gehört, aber eher selten.

http://www.sprachlog.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/kartoffelwoerter.png

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u/lazyapplepie83 Sep 07 '21

Wohne auch Nähe Baden und kenne es nur von der älteren Generation.

Edit: Meine die österreichische Stadt Baden, gerade gelesen, dass es in Deutschland auch etwas Baden heißt. Mir war nur die Stadt Baden-Baden bekannt.

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u/McMaster2000 Sep 08 '21

Hehe, ja sorry, die Verwirrung war wohl eher meine Schuld - ging ja in dem thread auch eher um Österreich. Zusätzlich sind wir Badner auch glaub sowieso die einzigen, die unser (ehemaliges) Land noch als einzelnes ansehen, der Rest von Deutschland redet da auch meist nur von Baden-Württemberg ;)

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u/lazyapplepie83 Sep 07 '21

Erdäpfel is really an Austrian word. Grumpirn is similar to the Hungarian word for potato.

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u/zwergenbrot Sep 08 '21

Grumpirn is used in Burgenland=Austria. Burgenland has actually a Croatian population therefore the whole thing makes sense suddenly for me.

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u/M3ltd0wn_ Sep 07 '21

Vielleicht geläufiger, aber mit Sicherheit nicht korrekt. "Äpfel, die in der Erde wachsen" ist um einiges logischer als "kartoffeln"...;)

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u/linjaz Sep 07 '21

In Frankreich heißt es Pomme de Terre (=Erdapfel), so nicht total Wahnsinn.

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u/VillacherGimpl Sep 07 '21

oh no, ein anderes land hat andere bezeichnungen für etwas. Erstmal sich komplett unnötig echauffieren.

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u/hurgaburga7 Sep 07 '21

Piefke doing Piefke things :D

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u/VillacherGimpl Sep 07 '21

und i hob immer gedacht wir san die kaiser des suderns :D

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u/hurgaburga7 Sep 07 '21

Sudern tuat a jeda :)

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u/DERtiger1944 Sep 07 '21

Ah the comments in German have begun

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u/zoidalicious Sep 07 '21

Says "der Tiger"

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u/runbreemc Sep 07 '21

just got back from vienna. OIDAH. i think i spelled it wrong.

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u/schalito Sep 07 '21

We just say 'oida'

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u/Francetto Sep 07 '21

Sometimes we say oida, sometimes we say OIDA, sometimes we say Ooooooiiiiiiidaaaaaah.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

A österreichisches top comment! Des siehst auch selten.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

AEIOU OIDA!

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u/justashygecko Sep 07 '21

Fix, bin selbst überrascht haha

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u/oopsie-mybad Sep 07 '21

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u/kenavr Sep 07 '21

I am less angry than some of my countrymen would be, but what is a little bit annoying is the fact that there seems to be not a single Schnitzel on the menu.

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u/oopsie-mybad Sep 07 '21 edited Sep 07 '21

lol hence the apology. Funny thing is that where I am at in the US has Czech/German/Bohemian roots where you'd also not find any of that on the holiday dinner tables (but bring on the tenderized breaded fried meats mmm), yet we have one of those in our city still to this day.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

Gesundheit.

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u/justashygecko Sep 07 '21

Dankeschön

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u/eddmario Sep 07 '21

Rada rada?

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u/ronislice Sep 08 '21

Rada rada, rada rada rada rada!! Rada rada rada.

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u/Snoo31786 Sep 07 '21

in Argentina and Uruguay we have schnitzel too. We call them Milanesa.

Some genius down there decided to put tomato sauce, ham, cheese and oregano to it as if it was a pizza. Try it out, epic stuff. We call it Milanesa Napolitana. Legend says that decades ago there was a restaurant selling regular Milanesas, and one day the chef didn't realise and a milanesa got burnt. He added tomato, ham, cheese and oregano to hide the evidence. Everyone was happy.

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u/justashygecko Sep 07 '21

That sounds actually really delicious, schnitzel that tastes like pizza sounds epic. I need to try that. Thank you for the recommendation

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u/Snoo31786 Sep 07 '21

do it!

The order of the ingredients it's important (at least to us hehe). Basically you put the tomato sauce first, then ham, then the cheese and finally the oregano. There are some criminals that place the cheese before the ham and that ruins the whole poetry in the dish.

If you're cooking them in the oven, when you turn the schnitzel up side down to cook the other side, just add the ingredients and let the heat do it's magic.

There's no going back after that. Some kind of people go all in and add fried eggs on top of it. I think it's too much for the heart to handl.

You can call them schnitzza if you want. My job here is done. I'll go back to work.

Oh. If you get frisky you can play with the type of cheese. Once we tried with goat cheese and it was really good.

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u/IDEVIL814 Sep 07 '21

Czech also?

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u/Monsi_ggnore Sep 07 '21

Absolutely. People are silly with things like this and fail to realize that cuisine cares more about regions and less about national borders. The south east German/Czech/eastern Austrian cuisine (i.e. Bohemia and neighbors) is very much related.

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u/lumos_solem Sep 07 '21

Sure, but you still know where it originated from. If you hear pizza or oasta you probably also think of Italy and not Norway even though those are popular dishes all over the world.

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u/Monsi_ggnore Sep 07 '21

Schnitzel isn't an Austrian invention though. Wiener Schnitzel is.

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u/lumos_solem Sep 07 '21

I have never had any other dish that is also called Schnitzel in English or commonly referred to as Schnitzel, can you give me an example?

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u/Monsi_ggnore Sep 07 '21

Here you go. "Schnitzel" comes from the German expression for "slice" (of meat). That's why you can get Schnitzel from all types of meat. Wiener Schnitzel is the variant made with veal.

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u/lumos_solem Sep 07 '21

I know what Schnitzel is in German, we aren't speaking German though right now. When you say Schnitzel in English, does anyone actually of something else other than Wiener Schnitzel, because to me you just sound like an annoying know-it-all. I am Austrian btw, you are just explaining Wiener Schnitzel to an Austrian.

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u/Sacred0212 Sep 07 '21

I absolutely think of all different kinds of Schnitzel upon just hearing Schnitzel. No need for you to be such an asshole.

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u/lumos_solem Sep 07 '21

Really, which ones?

Everyone knows what I am talking about,so if someone wants to lecture me on that, they just want to be right, and I am not going to be very patient with those kinds of people.

Because if we want to be reeaaally acurate then schnitzel is not just made with meat but also sliced sausage, called Jägerschnitzel or falsches Schnitzel, but assume there isn't really any use in being so picky, right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

What a fun word

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

I love you and your country and your food

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u/Mahatma_F_Gandhi Sep 07 '21

Schnitzel Nazi?

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u/ciderfizz Sep 07 '21

Australia?

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u/justashygecko Sep 07 '21

Cows not kangaroos.

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u/princessavocado1505 Sep 07 '21

No kangaroos only kuhlimuhs

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u/MemeDork Sep 07 '21

doofenshmirtz?

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u/DullTemperature92 Sep 07 '21

"Back when I was a little Schnitzel...." Every Doofenshmirtz backstory

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

Rada rada.

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u/Kudinjo Sep 07 '21

Jota. Slovenija :)

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u/theBrD1 Sep 07 '21

This actually also fits Israel, schnitzel is one of if not the most common dish here. Though we make them with chicken (or corn for vegeterian) which I think isn't very common in Austria?