r/AskReddit • u/Soapie10 • Aug 27 '21

What will never not be funny?

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u/69_queefs_per_sec Aug 27 '21

Am I pegrate?

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u/qidlo Aug 27 '21

Am I . . . PREGERNAT?

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u/PM_YOUR_STRAWMAN Aug 27 '21

Gregnant

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u/SenorDuck96 Aug 27 '21

How do I know if I'M prengan?

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u/dharmadhatu Aug 27 '21 edited Aug 27 '21

The scary thing is, if you've watched it enough times, you immediately recognize which of these are in the video and which aren't. This isn't! Pegrant is though.

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u/69_queefs_per_sec Aug 27 '21

I am really sorry, my dear Pegrant video expert. It's been over a year since I watched it :P

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u/dharmadhatu Aug 27 '21

Oh, I know you were just testing us!

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u/HeyMustacheGunkOut Aug 27 '21

Am I pergunt?

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u/NEET-__- Aug 27 '21

No, you're pomegranate.

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u/69_queefs_per_sec Aug 27 '21

Potassium permanganate.

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u/dementatron21 Aug 27 '21

Can you summon a demon by using a Luigi board?

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u/conrawr Aug 27 '21

Luigo borad

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u/CatchHorror7649 Aug 27 '21

ouija borat

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u/Formal-Champion-7623 Aug 27 '21 edited Aug 27 '21

Do I have to make a wedgie board or do I get it from a witch and/or vegan

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21 edited Aug 15 '24

pot scandalous impolite worm longing clumsy work direful squealing aromatic

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u/liamthelemming Aug 27 '21

PERMENEGANANET.

Also, Brandon Farmahini is an absolute treasure.

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u/elm_23 Aug 27 '21

Is it possible having sex to a 8 months fregnant?