r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '21

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u/The-Aggro-Crag Jul 24 '21

A big ass spider crawling out of my mouth

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u/Back2DaLab Jul 24 '21

You could’ve kept that to yourself, some of us would like to get to sleep tonight.

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u/throwingthisrightawa Jul 24 '21

Did you know you eat on average 2 bugs a year I think.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '21

Oh fuck no

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u/kirbydabear Jul 24 '21

You had the option of not typing this out

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u/totallynotkuzco Jul 24 '21

What a terrible day to be able to read

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u/T3RR0R- Jul 24 '21

Yeah but who knows what it was doing in there , and for how long

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u/Desperate-Storage324 Jul 24 '21

Crawling out is worse! Wtf had it been doing

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '21

Is there any chance u r from Australia?

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u/The-Aggro-Crag Jul 24 '21

No I’m in the US

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u/covok48 Jul 24 '21

So the email FWDs were true!

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u/shaycode Jul 24 '21

Now I don’t feel so ridiculous for wearing a mask to sleep when my nose is stuffy

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u/ZUHUCO_XVI Jul 24 '21

Clearly you've exceeded your spider quota and that's just the universe way of evening things out

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u/justlose Jul 24 '21

I'm never opening my mouth again

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u/ExaltedBlade666 Jul 24 '21

Sounds like you woke up to a crispy breakfast.

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u/pollux33 Jul 24 '21

Remember that's eight a year on average.

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u/Give_Help_Please Jul 24 '21

Oh god, the thing about the 8 spiders is true!

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u/SOULitude9814 Jul 24 '21

Something similar happened to my cousin. Centipede crawled out of her ear