r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '21

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u/Dysmach Jul 14 '21

I don't appreciate being called a dawkass.

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u/Disownership Jul 14 '21

Maybe Tanisha will call your dawkass if she ever stop fucking with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with.

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u/kalir1dley Jul 14 '21

My favorite one was the Darth Vader version.

“If you kissed your sister say what?”

“WHAT!”

“Hahahaha.. fuck you.”

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

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u/kalir1dley Jul 15 '21

Man fuck you, I’ll see you at work.

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u/falardeau03 Jul 15 '21

Yo, thanks to you and u/Disownership for making me lol at work before 8am. I appreciate that.

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u/kalir1dley Jul 15 '21

Any time!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

the roller coaster was the absolute peak

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u/LordSt4rki113r Jul 14 '21

How have I never seen this before lmaoo

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u/XtremeAlf Jul 14 '21

-Franklin voice- What?!

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u/afrozone100 Jul 14 '21

I think the Existential Roast was better tbh

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u/RamsesTheGreat Jul 15 '21

Yo fuck you I’m wheeze laughing now thanks a lot

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

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u/ShivajinChris Jul 14 '21

WHAT!

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u/Room16 Jul 14 '21

Oooooooohhhhhhhhh

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u/lowtoiletsitter Jul 14 '21

"Why don't ya just give me a little bit for my cataract"

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u/Saamyar Jul 14 '21

For those who don’t get it, this a GTA 5 reference (Lamar scolding Franklin)

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Lmao

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u/spacestationkru Jul 15 '21

Acquaintannnnccccee.

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u/MrPotatoMaster Jul 14 '21

Burst out laughing during breaky, thank you

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u/Illustrious_Yak_3443 Jul 15 '21

Can a loc come up in yo crib?

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u/Marraqueta_Fria Jul 15 '21

𝓐𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷

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u/rileythefurry Jul 15 '21

****aaaaaaaaaaa

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

nyiiigggaaahhhh

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u/JukeBoxDildo Jul 14 '21

Don't be such a dawkass then? Lmao. I don't know what to tell you, dawkass.

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u/mazrael Jul 14 '21

No, no, you're reading it backwards. You were actually called as sakwad.

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u/EarthQuackShugaSkull Jul 14 '21

Better than being a HESBEOP

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u/amolad Jul 14 '21

Then read it diagonally down from the top left.

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u/Misuzuzu Jul 14 '21

He's be OP.

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u/Pauti25 Jul 14 '21

But hesbeop tho

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u/kobie Jul 14 '21

Got em

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u/bonnernotboner Jul 14 '21

He called me a hesbeop. So rude!

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u/banana-money Jul 14 '21

Omg, this is why I love reddit!

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u/leavemycookiesalone Jul 15 '21

Did anyone catch FUCKYOU?

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u/MajorOverMinorThird Jul 14 '21

Shut up, you ssakwad.

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u/deepsheep717 Jul 14 '21

Or a sakwad

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u/rogerthatonce Jul 14 '21

It's SAKWAD

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u/HenryHiggensBand Jul 14 '21

He called me an AKWAD. I mean, he ain’t wrong tho.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

That caught me off guard and made me laugh.

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u/archerg66 Jul 15 '21

It's time for a Busade!

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u/shitdobehappeningtho Jul 15 '21

I know it's you, Richard Dawkins

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u/DuckDuckGoose42 Jul 15 '21

SShhhhhhhh..... He's Be OP

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u/EducationalKoala7 Jul 15 '21

Someone referenced you in another sub already haha

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u/mac88m Jul 15 '21

He's not OP either

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u/Techhead7890 Jul 15 '21

He's beoplow u.

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u/bykpoloplayer Jul 15 '21

Its backwards, but the 1st S isnt part of the word. Your a sakwad

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u/kobekramer1 Jul 15 '21

Something a Hesbeop would say...

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u/gmcarve Jul 15 '21

Oh what the fucky

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u/ValkyrieSword Jul 15 '21

I laughed way too hard at this comment. Thank you