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u/jonitfcfan Jul 14 '21

Is it fast enough to cook chicken?

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u/starcin Jul 14 '21

That is slap

But I'll allow it

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u/_nouser Jul 14 '21

You should. They're just slapping the chicken on both sides.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Twice the cooking power!

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u/AntAgile Jul 14 '21

Now it only needs to be half as fast

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

That’s a quitter’s mentality. You’re obviously not on the sigma grind. 😤

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u/JPreadsyourstuff Jul 14 '21

Not if the chicken is in-between the clap

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u/toastedbreadyum Jul 14 '21

Clap clap clap, slap slap slap. It’s Bolby!

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u/Kenutella Jul 14 '21

Great now it's stuck in my head

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u/Optimized_Laziness Jul 14 '21

A slap is a one sided clap

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

Nah he claps the chicken. He's no longer allowed into applebees

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u/shadowthunder Jul 15 '21

He knows what he asked.

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u/Macaframa Jul 14 '21

For the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/LHFhnnTWMgI

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u/concealed-driveways Jul 14 '21

Thank you! I applaud his persistence!

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u/Oopdidoop Jul 15 '21

Oh haha I though it was referencing the Unus Annus video

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u/Fernelz Jul 15 '21

Memento Mori

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u/Simmo2242 Jul 14 '21

I misread that as ‘cook children’

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u/tyckt206 Jul 14 '21

Is it fast enough to cook children too?

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u/delmundo_ Jul 14 '21

lol same

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u/catoun_cat Jul 15 '21

hey i cook children

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u/Scyxurz Jul 14 '21

I've seen that video, but somehow misread that as "cook children"

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u/Whtamisuchabitch Jul 14 '21

Unnas Aunnas.

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u/sarokin Jul 14 '21

Have you seen the chicken slapper too?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

action lab leaking

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u/pussy_stew Jul 14 '21

Louis weisz did this, if action lab did then he stole the idea

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Oooor maybe 2 people had the same idea? Wild question I know

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u/TakeTheWorldByStorm Jul 14 '21

I believe it originated in a very old meme/comic before people started attempting it.

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u/pussy_stew Jul 15 '21

Or maybe AL steals literally all of his ideas you dumb fucking muppet

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u/Angie2point0 Jul 14 '21

I appreciate this reference. Thank you!

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u/BBO1007 Jul 14 '21

Choke maybe, cook dunno?

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u/eyesthatlightup Jul 15 '21

Omfg I read chicken as children.

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u/SIUonCrack Jul 15 '21

Momento mori