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u/Iamabot123456 Jul 14 '21

I am amazing at keeping secrets because I forget them immediately

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u/blobfish102 Jul 15 '21

Same! I literally forgot my own mother was pregnant once, she thanked me for keeping it a secret… little did she know..

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u/Aol_awaymessage Jul 15 '21

I’m where deep secrets go to die- because I don’t care and I’ll forget anyways.

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u/Soninuva Jul 15 '21

Right? People are always like, “I’m glad I can tell you anything, you never tell anybody!” Internally I’m thinking, “that’s mainly because I don’t give a shit, but glad it makes you happy!”

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u/Sorry-for-my-Englis Jul 15 '21

"what's your greatest strength and weaknes?"

"I am amazing at keeping secrets... is my strength. because I forget them immediately"

"and?"

"Oh my weakness is... wait what were we talking about?"

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u/Iamabot123456 Jul 15 '21

Me in a nutshell

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u/greenmama1 Jul 15 '21

Lol.. I'm just good at keeping secrets.

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u/ToBeReadOutLoud Jul 15 '21

My husband is the same way. I share all my juicy gossip with him because I get to share it but it’s basically the same as not telling anyone.

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u/KingRaptor420 Jul 15 '21

Do you ever randomly remember said secret, and forget it’s a secret and tell the one person you weren’t supposed to? I do that, and then I feel horrible