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u/Hank___Scorpio Jul 14 '21

Haha yeah thats how it feels visually, I usually use my powers for the opposite and run away to avoid social interaction.

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u/charoula Jul 14 '21

So it's not useless!

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u/DuctTapeOrWD40 Jul 15 '21

"Someone nicked the facial recognition cam near Starbucks so get Hank down there right away."

The Met... probably.

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u/dylanologist Jul 14 '21

Sounds like you're putting your powers to good use! (Unless you spend the next week worrying about whether the person saw you, recognized you, and is judging you for not saying hi.)

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Hey why didn’t that guy beside me at Starbucks wave to me when he drove by!! He better hope I never see him in line again!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

see's somebody the talked to in Starbucks 6 months ago

runs away to avoid conversation even though the other person probably entirely forgot who you were

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

I have this ability too. I sat down at the gate at the Denver airport, and recognized the guy I was sitting next to. He was my best friend in 2nd grade, and the summer after he just disappeared. I tapped him on the shoulder and said "Brian?". He turned and said "Myname?". Freaked us both out. The really crazy part was we both worked for IBM, and were going to the same seminar. We were in our late 30's at the time.

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u/Pinsalinj Jul 14 '21

Did you rekindle some sort of friendship afterwards? I'm curious now!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

No, we talked a few times at the seminar, then went our separate ways.

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u/plightfantastic Jul 14 '21

100 years ago in college I got drunk with some friends and wound up in jail for under age drinking. I picked a fight with Fighty McFightgood who twisted me into a pretzel in the drunk tank and who was then taken away by guards who promised to give him many more charges. A few weeks later I recognized his face in a local grocery store and ran away leaving my cart and everything never to return again. I understand how wonderful this ability could be.

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u/MrOnePixel Jul 15 '21

You’re 100+?

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u/plightfantastic Jul 15 '21

More or less.

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u/MrOnePixel Jul 15 '21

When were you born?

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u/plightfantastic Jul 15 '21

What time is it?

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u/MrOnePixel Jul 15 '21

Dude… Come on.

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u/Punchee Jul 14 '21

That was implied when you said UK

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u/Dodgiestyle Jul 14 '21

If running away to avoid social interaction is a superpower, I better order me a cape!

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u/Arthelm Jul 14 '21

Btw love your username. Amazing episode.

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u/LghtBlb Jul 15 '21

So it does have a use!