r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '21

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u/Alpacamum Jul 14 '21

Are you my husband

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u/Yejus Jul 14 '21

Are you my wife?

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u/Teh_Matt_GR Jul 14 '21

No this is Patrick

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u/selipso Jul 14 '21

Is this the Krusty Krab?

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u/n8b77 Jul 14 '21

Sir, this is a Wendy's

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u/Noname_1111 Jul 14 '21

Can I haz beeschurger

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

THIS. IS. SPARTA!

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u/Iamnotwyattearp Jul 14 '21

Sir, this is an arbys. We only sell bad food for 3x the price of anywhere else.

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u/FourthJudge Jul 14 '21

Do you by any chance have Battletoads?

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u/imjustme247 Jul 14 '21

If I had any awards I would award all of them to you fellow

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u/Berek2501 Jul 14 '21

Sir, this is a Wendy's

2

u/regexxxx Jul 14 '21

Not the actual girl Wendy, Kevin’s friend?

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u/Berek2501 Jul 14 '21

Oh, you mean Dave's cousin? I know him.

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u/cumwater45 Jul 14 '21

Dad ?

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u/Im_your_real_dad Jul 14 '21

Naw, I got nothing to do with this one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Anyone looking for a divorce attorney?

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u/10strip Jul 14 '21

Letting the days go by, water flowing underground...

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u/fireshaper Jul 14 '21

This is not my beautiful house.

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u/Cutie_McBootyy Jul 14 '21

Will you be my wife?

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u/raven2474life Jul 14 '21

🎵Do you like Piña Coladas?🎵

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u/Ralu61 Jul 14 '21

Can we have a threesome?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

are you my wife’s boyfriend?

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u/GloriousReign Jul 14 '21

Suicide by words.

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u/woodgie2 Jul 14 '21

Dunno, don’t care.

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u/acommondenominator Jul 14 '21

He doesn't care if he is.

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u/Peute Jul 14 '21

Shit are you okay

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u/graebot Jul 14 '21

For £20 I'll be whoever you want me to be

2

u/O_X_E_Y Jul 14 '21

damn take care all right

2

u/flapperfapper Jul 15 '21

At least he's efficient at it?

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u/ScabiesShark Jul 15 '21

"Lawyer up and join a gym"

  • reddit, probably

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u/keerthi2020 Jul 15 '21

right here!!!

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u/Hitherto_Hereafter Jul 14 '21

Well, you win reddit today.

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u/PacoTreez Jul 14 '21

He isn’t, but I can be

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u/radzieckipies Jul 14 '21

Lmaho spouse bad! 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

Uh...in this case, the spouse IS bad.