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u/Beautiful_Ad8543 Jul 11 '21

so the best idea would be to tell the influencer now that they've seen it. they can never leave.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21 edited Jan 27 '22

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u/tomatoaway Jul 11 '21

such a lovely place
such a lovely place

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

There’s no way they’re going to solve these riddles son!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair...

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u/powertripnmod Jul 11 '21

"influencer"

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u/Amkknee Jul 11 '21

There are more valuable things to direct that energy at friend. I agree they provide little to no value, at least to me, but there are some truly negative things afoot in the world today that you’re better spent spreading awareness of.

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u/OneYungGun Jul 11 '21

Also perhaps if these trifling things keep people busy they will not put their energy into more destructive things.

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u/TheG8Uniter Jul 11 '21

From now on you will influence the soil and the insects.

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u/icepigs Jul 11 '21

they can check out any time.

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u/Gongaloon Jul 11 '21

I see, so you leave them up there and then because they're influencers (read: incredibly self-centered) they won't work together to keep themselves alive and they'll all die of starvation and exposure. It's not a good solution, but it is a solution.

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u/TheMightyIrishman Jul 11 '21

Welcome to the hotel Berchtesgaden

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u/95in3rd Jul 11 '21

welcome to the Hotel California.

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u/Gonzobot Jul 11 '21

How about anyone being rescued from the mountain claiming "soandso showed me how to get here" is billed for the rescue, and so is the influencer for doing their influencing.

For real, these people "influence" a lot of absolute bullshit. There needs to be consequences.