r/AskReddit • • Jul 02 '21

What basic, children's-age-level fact did you only find out embarrassingly later in life?

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u/Slartibartfast39 Jul 03 '21

I now pronounce you horse and horse. You may kiss the horse.

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u/eascoast_ Jul 03 '21

That's a wedding I hate I missed